plant the seeds in your moms vagina, then tell her not to shave for two months and pick the buds out of her pubic hair
There is no safe way since it is illegal.
The best way is to take a really long shower.
Buy a grinder
A climate similar to Northern California. It is the best place to grow weed
high pressure sodium lights or led grow lights
Smoke some weed.
Well, you should probably smoke it.
Dig out the thistle, root and all. This is the best way anyhow as roots often survive to grow again even when using weed spray.
The bud that makes you horny and makes you wana jump off a building By: Isabel Dominguez
You don't plant weed, they just grow from gardens.
You don't. Unless your friends are nice enough to smoke you out.
You can't "make weed" from anything. The only way have your own supply of free weed is to grow marijuana then follow proper harvesting, drying and curing techniques. However, growing marijuana is extremely illegal and you will go to jail if you are caught.