Can you get drunk if you pour beer in your rectum?

Answer 1

Yes. In fact, it is a quicker method of getting drunk. It also is deadly. You can get alcohol poisoning in 15 minutes depending on the amount of alcohol you use... and not much is needed to reach that level.

Answer 2

First, alcohol will irritate and inflame the delicate tissues of the colon and rectum. This can cause bleeding, and your colon is filthy with nasty bacteria that you REALLY don't want to have in your bloodstream.

Second, the adsorption rate of alcohol is much higher there than in the stomach; you could get a lethal concentration of alcohol in your bloodstream very quickly from a dose that your stomach could easily absorb.

Answer 3

Yes. You can also end up with chemical burns in your rectum and/or alcohol poisoning.
Yes. Your rectum absorbs any remaining nutrients from feces, and your liver slows absorption from the stomach by removing about 80% of the alcohol in what you drank.

When you absorb alcohol through the rectum, it skips the liver and you can get seriously dangerously drunk (i.e., alcohol-poisoning-level drunk) within 15 minutes because its going directly into your bloodstream.
Of course you can. Although, It is not a very safe or smart thing to do. It can be potentially life threatening. So if you DO decide to try this start with very small amounts of alcohol. Especially considering how easily you can injure your anus. Always remember MODERATION!