Did Anna Kreisling rescue Bill Clinton?
In 1997 President Bill Clinton was visiting Bahrain with over 27 members of Congress. Unknown to the Secret Service across from the hotel where President Bill Clinton was staying a beautiful Iranian terrorist ASHERKAUN was bathing nude on the roof in her private Jacuzi. Without telling anyone Bill put on his swimming suit and went to see if the girl was in any danger of drowning! As he slipped into the warm water he was suddenly grabbed by some big hairy Persian guys who smelled like camel dung!! For three days the Congressmen had a drunken party and forgot about President Bill Clinton! Meanwhile poor Bill was tied up and his toe nails were being painted pink by these disgusting terrorists! Anna Kreisling the White Wolf of the Luftwaffe was told by the Secret Service that Bill had been kidnapped and taken to Teheran and that they were keeping this Top Secret!! Anna found the name of the swanky Hotel, The Persian Pussycat Palace, where they were asking him some top secret things about Arkansas!! Anna wasted no time and flew into a soccer field in her DC-3, then took her Samurai Sword and killed 88 Iranian guards! She and Bill ran for her plane as half the city of Teheran woke up and discovered Bill missing! Barely missing ACHDIMININUTJOB the Prime Minister, Anna flew Bill back to Barain before the Party ended! Hillary never found out!
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No. Hitler comitted suicide in his bunker. Stories of his escape in a Fiesler Storch are nothing more than conspiracy theory.
Anna Kreisling was the second most famous Luftwaffe Lady pilot in World War II!! She was also Heinrich Himmler's favorite KNIGHT of the Round Table at Wewelsburg Castle. Thi…s of course was kept secret along with the way that Heinrich Himmler saved her life in the Black Forest in 1927. Anna Kreisling, The White Wolf of the Luftwaffe is famous for three major reasons. 1. Her legendary flying at Stalingrad, flying the Junkers Ju-52. 2. She was the Co-Pilot on the Junkers JU-390 that took off from Norway, overflew Canada, Michigan and then flew right over the Empire State Building of New York city, on August 28th, 1943! 3. While in Japan in 1945 she personally saved the Emperor of Japan! Stalin had ordered the Emperor to be killed and he was enraged when he found out that The White Wolf had saved him!
In 1945 Anna Kreisling, The White Wolf of the Luftwaffe, was testing a Horten V-9 flying wing which showed promise of becoming an attack bomber for the Luftwaffe! She was oper…ating from the Autobahn highway high up in the mountains to avoid American P-51 Mustang fighters. American tank crews driving Sherman tanks saw a bat-like plane come in and land so they started their engines and started down the highway. The German ground crew was startled and fled. Anna in the Horten had no idea that three Sherman tanks were closing in on her. Her Jumo Turbo-jet engines were shutting down when she saw a Sherman tank off to her left. Then suddenly a Sherman Tank was twenty yards in front of her. She calmly opened her canopy and slowly stood up when three American soldiers walked up to the Jet. The Sherman tank drivers thought they were in heaven when she took off her flight helmet and they could see her ice blue eyes, red lips, frost blonde hair, she was the most gorgeous lady they could imagine! Within Five minutes they decided to keep her and not report anything to the brass and give her the job of pouring coffee for Patton's Army! For six months Anna was looked upon as a USO Hollywood Girl who was part of BOB HOPE'S SHOW!! Anna later said that the men in Patton's army were the greatest guys in the world. She always felt safe and lucky to by with these real gentlemen, real soldiers, who helped her feed the children and people in Germany.
Anna Kreisling, first named as a purported female German pilot of World War II, is almost certainly fictional. Her exploits appear to be figments of an overactive imagination.… Many of the questions about her were asked and answered by the same site guest.
Israeli Intelligence has learned that Hannah Kreisling, Anna's mother was a Baltic German from Estonia. They lived on the coast right across from Finland. In 1916 she went to …Germany and cared for the wounded as a Nurse. In October of 1918 she cared for a German soldier who had been blinded by gas. His name was Adolf Hitler. Hannah saw Hitler through to a full recovery and she twice prevented him from taking his life because of despair and emotional trauma. Hitler and Hannah both loved Germany and became members of the Thule organization. On January 10,1920 Hannah gave birth to ANNA Kreisling in Berlin. Hitler and Rudolf Hess were present when Anna was born.
Yes! Just go and look at the Austraillian flying magazine PACIFICFLYER, June 2001 edition, page 23 upper right hand corner. A greatpicture of Anna Kreisling smiling. Also look… closely at the JunkersJU-390 flown by KG-200. In this picture you will notice four Men inpilots outfits, but a woman in a flying outfit is in the middle,you are looking at Anna Kreisling getting ready to fly in 1944.Notice how the men are all smiling and she is the center of theirattention.
On Christmas Day in 2009 Bill Clinton was at the Air and Space Museum in Washington D.C. enjoying some Peach Pie with five gorgeous black honeys. "Say, why do white folks like… to stare at airplanes?" said Bambi. At that moment Bill saw Anna Chapman, a Soviet KGB agent enter the room! She had Five huge hairy stinking Persian guys who smelled like Camel Dung with her! Then Bill saw Anna Kreisling tied up and her eyes showed fear! Suddenly Bambi and the other sisters got a whiff of the Persian guys! "Jesus, you guys smell worse than a monkey with Diareah!" said Bambi! At this one of the Persian guys farted and the fight was on!! While Bambi and her Soul Sisters beat the crap out of Persians, Bill rescued Anna Kreisling! As they rode to safety on their rented horses, Bill turned to ANNA and said, "Remember when we fought those 15 Midget Whores together in the White House! Well I found out Newt didn't send them! It was Obama!!"
In 2010 at the Munich Octoberfest Willie Nelson bought some grass from Anna Chapman a secret KGB Agent from Moscow. Back in his room he lit up and nearly died from Diareah and… Vomiting! The grass had been sprayed with Persian Deoderant designed to kill cockroaches and rats! Very mad Willie called up Bill Clinton and they loaded up their guns so Willie could get his money back! Willie parked his FIAT in front of Anna Chapmans villa and they waited. In one hour Bill saw the gorgeous naked Russian spy walk across the room. Gasping for air he told Willie he was going to take a walk and buy a Hot Dog!! Within minutes Bill was down to his underwear and knocking on the door! Anna Chapman answered the door and smiled when she saw Bill in his Boxer shorts! "Come in, Vie Gates!" she said as she walked sexy across the room. Bill came in and found Anna Kreisling, The White Wolf of the Luftwaffe tied up!! But Bill could only focus on Anna Chapman and he failed to see the big hairy Persian guy sneaking up behind him!! Willie who was watching all this in his Zeiss Binoculars quit smoking Pot and loaded up his Colt 1860 44 revolver! Willie burst into the room and shot three Persians in their Cahoneys, then had sex with Anna Chapman, then smoked three Doobies, then he released Bill Clinton and Anna Kreisling!! YOU ARE MY HERO!!" Anna Kreisling said to Bill Clinton. "Shucks, that's all right Baby, do you know where I can get some Peach pie??" YES, YES, YES I DO" said Anna. So Willie sang a song while the three of them rode to Dusseldorf to find that elusive Peach Pie!
On July 10, 2010, Jay Leno was driving his Shelby Cobra in Hollywood when he suddenly saw a beautiful blonde changing a tire on her MGB. She was by herself and Jay knew just h…ow hard it was to change a tire on the MG, so he stopped. Suddenly a motorcycle gang came roaring down the street led by Obama, the President of the United States. Obama was dressed in a Coon Skin cap and he was just wearing a Silver G-String! They surrounded Jay and this gorgeous blonde."Whats your name!" Jay said, as he waved a tire iron at these smelly Secret Service Bikers. "My name is Anna and please save me Jay!! These guys really smell bad, and the guy wearing the G-String has a really bony butt!!" "Don't worry baby, these guys don't have a chance!!" The sound of engines rumbling in the distance caught Obama's ear and as he turned he saw seven Harleys with Sarah Palin leading them approaching. She was wearing a pink one piece bathing suit, Aviator glasses and smoking a huge cigar! "It's Sara PALIN!!" he screamed, as he ran and jumped on his bike, trying to adjust his G-Sring and his Coon Skin Cap!! Later over coffee Jay learned that this beautiful blonde was Anna Kreisling, the White Wolf of the Luftwaffe whose husband also collected cars.
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On February 14, 2011 Anna Kreisling was attending a dinner party in Washington D.C. to honor France. At the party she met Joe Biden and Jimmy Carter and they seemed drugged wi…th their eyes in a daze. They also repeated the same thing over and over, "Obama is the nicest, most kindest guy, he is really a great guy!!" Quickly Anna sensed something was wrong so she had their DNA analyzed and foung out that they were Clones! After seven days she located the real Jimmy Carter and Joe Biden, they were being held captive in Havana, Cuba. She called someone she knew she could trust and that was Bill Clinton!! Bill barely had time to get dressed when Anna showed up and hauled him aboard her DC-3. On the way to Havana she explained her plan to rescue Biden and Carter. When they landed Bill emerged from the plane smoking a big cigar and surrounded by beautiful women. He demanded to see Fidel about a big Billion dollar deal. His entire entourage was taken to the People's Pussycat Fidel Castro Hotel and Casino in downtown Havana!! The same place where they were forcing President Jimmy Carter and Joe Biden to work as Blackjack Dealers. When Bill saw them he wept because they were losing a lot of money! He then threw his Razorbacks football and it hit Fidel's mouth in a ripping blow, his false teeth and both lips went flying in a bloody splattered mess! Anna grabbed Joe Biden and Jimmy Carter and fled the scene in a 1957 Chevy Bel-Aire! Quickly they flew out of Havana and headed for Florida where Jimmy Carter and Joe Biden and Bill Clinton headed for a Wal-Mart to pick up chicks. Anna knew they had rescued the real Presidents!!
Anna Kreisling is married to one of the wealthiest men in the world. They are both friends of Bill Clinton and consider him to be the last great President of the United States… of America. Obama is jealous of Bill Clinton and hates people who will not contribute to his Billion dollar Presidential Campaign. He also knows that Anna Kreisling is protected by the CIA and the OSS from World War II. He also knows that Anna Kreisling considers him a Communist and an Atheist, two very good reasons she will not contribute money to him. She considered Bill Clinton a great leader who always put America first. Anna Kreisling saved Bill Clinton's life in 1997 when he was kidnapped in Bahrain by some smelly Iranian Terrorists. Anna Kreisling also defended Ann Coulter in 2003 at Cornell University when the students called her a Nazi!! Anna Kreisling told these rude students that she was proud to be a Nazi, and Ann Coulter was a nice Liberal compared with her ideas on how to save the United States!! Joseph Stalin was a paranoid drug addict who murdered 55 million Russians before World War II began. He knew the only person in the world who could destroy him was Adolf Hitler. SS Reichsfurher Heinrich Himmler was given the task of gaurding Hitler and destroying all who sought his death. Stalin knew this so Heinrich Himmler was always given the highest priority by the NKVD for constant reports to Stalin. Many of these reports by the NKVD included pictures of the 12 knights of the SS Round Table at Wewelsburg Castle. Only one of these knights was a German Woman, ANNA KREISLING! Stalin could not believe how beautiful she was! She was so gorgeous that he was convinced she was from another world! He also had reports about her Golden Coffin that she slept in at night that floated above a sacred stone at Wewelsburg Castle. Reports of how Heinrich Himmler saved her life in the Black Forest in 1927 convinced him that Hitler had access to supernatural powers. Russian scientists were convinced she was an Aryan of a Master Race from another planet. So far as is known and proven, no one has ever been abducted by a flying saucer. No, Anna Kreisling was captured by Gen. Pattons Sherman Tanks. She had just landed a Horten V-9 on a test flight high up in the mountains on the German Autobahn highway. As she pulled in and shut off the Jumo Turbojet engines she had no idea that three Sherman Tanks had already over-run her landing site. Suddenly to her left she could see a Sherman Tank, and then in front of her another came to a halt and lowered its gun at the Horten Jet. She calmly opened the canopy and stood up. Three American GI's walked up with guns ready and as she took off her flight helmet they almost had a heart attack! In front of them was the most gorgeous Blonde on the planet. As she smiled and gazed at them within five minutes they had made up their minds they were going to keep her and put her to work pouring coffee! The guys in the Sherman Tanks were given an award for capturing a Horten Jet in Operation PaperClip, and their report said the male pilot escaped. Meanwhile Anna was safe pouring coffee! January 10th 1920 In 1937 President Roosevelt asked Indiana Jones to go to Tibet and find what the Nazi's were removing from a crashed Flying Saucer. Captain America was at the meeting and knew that this was a very dangerous mission! When they arrived in Tibet they found Anna Kreisling, The White Wolf of the Luftwaffe already had collected a large number of objects that she was doing research on. Anna had crystal ice blue eyes, frost blonde hair, Leni Reifenstahl described Anna as gorgeous beyond belief! She was tall and a very gifted athelete. Heinrich Himmler had her personally trained with swords and knives!! As they gazed at her Captain America told Indiana Jones to get lost that he was going to get in the back seat of a Buick with her. Indiana Jones beat the crap out of Captain America and tied him up and then tried to steal some of Anna Kreisling's artifacts. She clobbered him with a left hook and then felt sorry for him. For the next two weeks she enjoyed his company while she worked near the crash site!
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Anna Kreisling saved Bill Clinton's life in 1997 when he was kidnapped in Bahrain
Yes, on June 14th, 1943 Anna Kreisling received orders from AdolfHitler that Rommel was to be brought to Berlin to advise theFuerher. Rommel at this time was surrounded in Nor…th Africa and thechances of him being captured by the British were very likely. Annaimmediately flew to Rome looking for a suitable plane to fly himout. All that was available was a FIAT twin-engined bomber, aBR-20. On January 20th Anna was approaching the coast of Libya whenher plane was jumped by 12 British P-40 Fighters! In the ensuingdogfight Anna crash landed ten miles inside the German lines, bothher gunners were killed and her plane a total wreck. She was takento meet Field Marshall Rommel who explained to her that escape wasimpossible. Anna Kreisling showed Rommel her orders and for thenext five days she worked with the wounded and devised a plan. OnJune 26th 1943 Rommel was dressed as a British Doctor and AnnaKreisling was dressed as a British Nurse! Using a captured Jeepthey drove deep into British Territory just outside Tobruk. ThereAnna spotted a Douglas DC-3 on a runway. Soon Anna had Rommel onboard and stole the DC-3 right under the noses of the British Army!Within 24 hours Anna delivered Rommel back to Berlin and AdolfHitler was grateful for his safe return to Germany!
Bill Clinton first met Anna Kreisling in 1988. He was veryimpressed with her husband and her. He made it clear that he wasgoing to run for President and he wanted their suppor…t. Anna wasone of the top pilots in the world and she agreed to fly BillClinton anywhere he wanted to go as long as he kept her informedabout the world situation. In 1997 she saved his life twice, oncein the Middle East, the other time it was in the White House! AnnaKreisling was very angry that the Republicans wasted $878 MillionTax Dollars trying to impeach one of the greatest Presidents inU.S. History.
On January 19th, 2015, Anna Kreisling flew west from California inher Junkers JU-390 aircraft and flew to New Zealand. Aboard heraircraft, very nicely stored is her personal T…iger Moth Biplane. New Zealand is a land of unsurpassed beauty and splendor. The NewZealand Tiger Moth Club has over 150 Tiger Moth Biplanes ready tofly with Anna Kreisling when she lands. Bill Clinton has alwayswanted to see New Zealand, so this is a great adventure for himalso.