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You don't search for Chuck Norris, he searches for you.....
chuck Norris was created when a meteor hit earth when the dinosaurs were still alive. the impact was so massive the most powerful human being beside Jesus was created. chuck N…orris made the volcanoes erupt to wipe out the dinosayrs. chuck Norris is because he has been sent to keep order in the world
Six consecutive Middleweight Karate World Championships, due in part to a lightning-fast, powerfully-delivered roundhouse kick. The strength of that kick was measured really h…igh -it's a wonder he never killed anyone in the ring. That is what first brought him to the world's attention.
Carlos Ray (Chuck) Norris is an American martial artist , actor, film producer andscreenwriter.
-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep..... He waits. -If Superman and Flash had a race.... Chuck Norris would win. -Kids have Superman nightlights, Superman has Chuck Norris nightlights…. -Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer. -When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. -Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door. -Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card -Guns don't kill people Chuck Norris kills people. -Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. ---- -Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did. -Chuck Norris won Russian Roulette, with a fully loaded gun. -Chuck Norris jumps into a lake. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris-ed. -If you Google Chuck Norris and spell it wrong there are no suggestions or Related Searches. It just says run while you still have the chance. -Chuck Norris once shot down a German Fighter Pilot by making a gun with hus fingers and saying BANG! - A rattlesnake bit Chuck Norris' leg. After 5 days of extreme pain, the snake died. - A man once questioned Chuck Norris' power. That man is now known as "The biggest mistake ever made". - A blind man steps on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck Norris replies with "Do you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!". The man's blindness is instantly cured, just in time to see Chuck's shoe coming at his face. - Chuck Norris' tears cure Cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. - Chuck Norris does not consider it sex if the girl survives. - Chuck Norris killed a man on the North Pole...while he was at the South Pole. - Chuck Norris will never die. Death will get chucked though. Chuck Norris is the last number of Pi. - Chuck Norris is an infinite bad-ass. - The most expensive special effects scene ever was when Chuck was killed in "Way of the Dragon". The first 200 times they shot the scene, the film showed him still alive.
He will hunt you down and kill you slowly or quickly >_> he will come from no were and fart on you, creating an atomic explosion. I dont know if you know this, but everything …that you ever heard about chuck norris is true.
He's awesome! That's whats with him! And everything you've heard about him is true!
Chuck Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an actor, and martial-arts expert in the United States. He is known for roles in martial arts movies and as "Walker, Texas Ranger", in a …TV series from 1993 to 2001. He learned Karate (TangSooDo) from an instructor named Chin Jay Chul. He was in Korea at Osan Air Base in 1960 and 1961. He left Korea With a First Degree Black Belt. In 1969, Norris won more American karate championships than any other competitor, and was named Black Belt Magazine's "Fighter of the Year". Chuck Norris retired with a tournament karate record of 183-10-2.
Middleweight Karate World Champion SIX YEARS STRAIGHT. Retired UNDEFEATED. And this is just part of what got him into the world's spotlight. On March 10, 2011, he enjoyed his …71st birthday and you STILL can't take him (!) He is truly an amazing, iconic American role model for us all. Please access his official website listed as a related link below for more information on the exploits and philanthropic endeavors of Chuck Norris
chuck Norris can get anyone at anytime and at anyplace. the one person who he has yet to face or get is Frederick Lehman!and last time we checked Fred is still waitting. bring… it chuck.
Six consecutive year World Karate Champion, action movie star, founder of the Kick Start progam in Texas, founder of his own style of martial arts, and philanthropist.
Chuck Norris is an old actor. He is made fun of now because he is meant to be god like.
Six-time (consecutive years, no less!) World Karate Champion, star of the silver screen AND television, philanthropist, and creator of his own "style" of martial arts.
Every face book user is already friends with Chuck Norris You don't accept him he accepts you.