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no , but facebook needs a chuck Norris
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You don't search for Chuck Norris, he searches for you.....
Chuck Norris is epic he is the reason Kratos killed himself. He also is the person who mad the earth spin.He roundhouse kicked it a billion years ago its still spinning. H…e defeated Bruce lee with th round house of doom. Chuck Norris isn't perfection. Perfection is chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares at them until they give him the information he wants. Answer by: JJ kiing Email:Jkgoldeboy@gmail.com
chuck Norris was created when a meteor hit earth when the dinosaurs were still alive. the impact was so massive the most powerful human being beside Jesus was created. chuck N…orris made the volcanoes erupt to wipe out the dinosayrs. chuck Norris is because he has been sent to keep order in the world
He can teach you martial arts, for one... He'll also teach you how to shave by kicking yourself in the face if a razor doesn't work... only chuck norris can cut chuck norris..….
chuck Norris has no relatives, Brandon Norris is a wannabe who changed his name from Brandon meinhardt to seem like a hardass. if chuck Norris finds out he should run otherwis…e he might as well be dead. Chuck Norris would just revive him and roundhouse kick him anyway so just run mr. meinhardt, i mean you Blake.
Six consecutive Middleweight Karate World Championships, due in part to a lightning-fast, powerfully-delivered roundhouse kick. The strength of that kick was measured really h…igh -it's a wonder he never killed anyone in the ring. That is what first brought him to the world's attention.
No. Guy Norris is a Manxman. He laughs at Chuck Norris. But Chuck Norris is not a subscriber to Flight International and so will never know.
he thinks there funny and he has a top five favorite list
yes chuck norris is related to emilee norris
Yes, they are brothers.
He was to epic to be called Carlos Norris.
no, she pays heim to round house kick her face. 12 times a day for 400000 dollars
No, Chuck Taylors wear Chuck Norris'!
-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep..... He waits. -If Superman and Flash had a race.... Chuck Norris would win. -Kids have Superman nightlights, Superman has Chuck Norris nightlights…. -Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer. -When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. -Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door. -Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card -Guns don't kill people Chuck Norris kills people. -Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. ---- -Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did. -Chuck Norris won Russian Roulette, with a fully loaded gun. -Chuck Norris jumps into a lake. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris-ed. -If you Google Chuck Norris and spell it wrong there are no suggestions or Related Searches. It just says run while you still have the chance. -Chuck Norris once shot down a German Fighter Pilot by making a gun with hus fingers and saying BANG! - A rattlesnake bit Chuck Norris' leg. After 5 days of extreme pain, the snake died. - A man once questioned Chuck Norris' power. That man is now known as "The biggest mistake ever made". - A blind man steps on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck Norris replies with "Do you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!". The man's blindness is instantly cured, just in time to see Chuck's shoe coming at his face. - Chuck Norris' tears cure Cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. - Chuck Norris does not consider it sex if the girl survives. - Chuck Norris killed a man on the North Pole...while he was at the South Pole. - Chuck Norris will never die. Death will get chucked though. Chuck Norris is the last number of Pi. - Chuck Norris is an infinite bad-ass. - The most expensive special effects scene ever was when Chuck was killed in "Way of the Dragon". The first 200 times they shot the scene, the film showed him still alive.
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Chuck Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an actor, and martial-arts expert in the United States. He is known for roles in martial arts movies and as "Walker, Texas Ranger", in a …TV series from 1993 to 2001. He learned Karate (TangSooDo) from an instructor named Chin Jay Chul. He was in Korea at Osan Air Base in 1960 and 1961. He left Korea With a First Degree Black Belt. In 1969, Norris won more American karate championships than any other competitor, and was named Black Belt Magazine's "Fighter of the Year". Chuck Norris retired with a tournament karate record of 183-10-2.