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Jokes and Riddles

Tickle your brain! Laugh and have some fun! If you know a great, non-offensive joke or riddle, this is the place for it!

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How do pigs write?

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With an oink pen!

What is the answer to the riddle in A riddle by Jonathan Swift?

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The answer to the riddle in "A riddle by Jonathan Swift" is "egg." Swift's riddle goes: "It is never his bolt that misses, / But he aims and shoots, and never kisses." The answer refers to an egg from a hen.

Two in a whole and four in a pair and six in a trio you see and eights a quarter but what you must get is the name that fists just one of me?

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The answer to the riddle is the letter "S." It is found twice in the word "whole," four times in the word "pair," six times in the word "trio," and eight times in the word "quarter." The riddle hints that the answer is a single letter.

What is the joke where lil Johnny tells his teacher the difference between poetry and prose?

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In the joke, Little Johnny tells his teacher that poetry is when words rhyme, while prose is when they don't. However, when asked to give an example, he humorously responds, "A poet writes, 'The sun sank slow in the sky.' A prose writer says, 'The sun sank.'"

What is the answer in twilight riddle number 18?

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There is enough in the riddle of this world to show us that there may be a life to come ; there is nothing to make it certain that there will be one . ... or in the depth beneath , and the answer seems to fall back like ice upon our hearts— “ there shall no sign be given you . " It is the uncertainty of twilight . You strain at something in the twilight , and just when you are beginning to make out its form and color , the light fails you ... The thought of annihilation is horrible 18 * The Doubt of Thomas

What was the first joke?

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The first recorded joke dates back to ancient Sumeria, around 1900 BC. It was a proverb that reads: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

4 20 b b in a p?

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It seems like you have provided a series of characters without context or specific question. Please provide more information or clarify your request so I can assist you better.

Suggest a name for college magazine?

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please suggest me a good name for my college magzine.

Touchstone, manisha.

What is the moral of Humpty Dumpty?

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The moral of Humpty Dumpty is that once something is broken, it cannot always be fully repaired or restored to its original state. It serves as a cautionary tale about the consequences of being careless or taking unnecessary risks.

Who is Mr rebs?

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I'm not aware of any specific individual named Mr. Rebs. Could you provide more context or clarify your question?

What are little girls made of?

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What are little boys made of?

What are little boys made of?

Frogs and snails,

And puppy-dogs' tails;

That's what little boys are made of.

What are little girls made of?

What are little girls made of?

Sugar and spice,

And all that's nice;

That's what little girls are made of.

What is the longest hiding record for hide and go seek in the world?

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The longest game of hide and seek lasted for 10 years and was played by a man in Wales. He hid from his friends and family to see if they could find him, making it the longest recorded game of hide and seek in the world.

World record for the most jumping jacks?

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omg don't u know it's Karmen Undose's from Germany. She was on the Olympics a few years ago and did fifty three jumping jacks in exactly 60 seconds, breaking the world record from 2004 made famous by Jonathan Westberg of New Hampshire. He got forty six in 60 seconds.(new answerer) The newest record was 77 in one minute, which is being verified by Guiness now. It was made by a 10 year old girl from the U.S... if you want, I can send you a video of the record being made just post a message on my board or I'll put it on my bio if I can

my user name is fhrgle and i got 88 in exactly 60 seconds

What did Mr cabinetmaker say to Mrs cabinetmaker?

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we(blank)need(blank)to(blank)find

(blank)more(blank)hours(blank)for

(blank)our(blank)shelves(blank)

(Exponents and Exponential Functions: Simplifying Products of Monomials. Punchline Algebra Book B. 11.9)

D: x^3

E: 1/x^3

and so on...

What kind of flowers are on your face riddle?

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tulips (two lips...)

What did the electrician say after fixing a lightbulb at the top of the Empire State Building?

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for the pizzaz sheet: it-was-the-high-light-of-his-career

How would you describe a window in the kitchen eating area?

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The answer to the joke 'How do you describe a window in the kitchen eating area' is a pane in the nook.

Type in a riddle and get the answer?

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Riddle me this:

I have no mouth, yet I hold sweet delights, No hands, yet I shape them, day and night. I stand by fire, my heart is hot, But never consume, I just take what's bought.

What am I?

What are jokes similar to the a and b conversation?

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This is a Taco - Burrito conversation, Nachos (not cho's).

The Average kitchen has 6 of?

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The average kitchen typically has around six key appliances or fixtures. These commonly include:

Refrigerator: A refrigerator is essential for storing perishable food items, beverages, and leftovers at a safe temperature to prevent spoilage.

Stove or Cooktop: A stove or cooktop provides a heat source for cooking and preparing meals. It may be gas-powered, electric, or induction, depending on the kitchen setup.

Oven: An oven is used for baking, roasting, and broiling food items such as cakes, casseroles, and meats. It may be a separate appliance or combined with the stove in a range unit.

Microwave: A microwave oven is commonly used for quickly heating or reheating food items, defrosting frozen foods, and cooking certain dishes.

Sink: A sink with running water is essential for washing dishes, utensils, and produce, as well as for general kitchen cleanup tasks.

Dishwasher: While not all kitchens have a dishwasher, many modern kitchens are equipped with this appliance for automatically washing and sanitizing dishes, pots, pans, and utensils.

These six items form the backbone of a functional kitchen and are typically found in most households. Additional appliances and fixtures, such as blenders, toasters, coffee makers, and food processors, may also be present depending on individual preferences and cooking habits.