How big of a fan is Garrett for everlasting addiction?

Answer 1

Garrett is such a fan of Everlasting Addiction, that he worships them in every sense of the term. I have been to Garrett's household, and I have seen the EA shrine. Yes, Garrett thought he could keep it hidden, but I was too much of a ninja for it to be hidden for long. The shrine itself measures approximately 24" in height, and approximately 12" in diameter. Garrett has collected every used tissue, every piece of chewed gum, every guitar pick thrown into the rambunctious crowd. He has compiled all these items, and more, into an impressive statue, molded to reflect the striking good looks of the lead guitarist/vocalist of EA himself, Dalton Wilkerson. Upon seeing this shrine, several thoughts ran through my mind. What kind of a superfan would do something like this? Who would dedicate themselves so wholly to a band, and ask absolutely nothing in return? The answer is: Garrett. Whenever I see him, he is almost always wearing an Everlasting Addiction shirt underneath his Underoath hoodie, and I'm certain that if EA had hoodies, he would be wearing it. "I can't help it," Garrett stated during a project in Algebra 2 about constants, "He's just so sexy."

So, Garrett, I congratulate you. You ARE Everlasting Addiction's Number One Fan. Be proud, my friend. Be proud.