How do you buy a pair of pants?

Answer 1

first you must call your cousin (if you do not have a cousin, call a coworker or classmate instead) and ask them what color pants they are wearing. if they say pink, hang up and call someone else. a normal answer should either be blue, dark blue, light blue, blue blue, purple blue, baby blue, orange blue, butt blue, or protractor blue. this will be the color of pants you will be purchasing. now go to chuckee cheese and win 1000 tickets and purchase a magic 8 ball behing the prize counter. This next step is a little difficult. Find a polar bear cave and play rock paper scissors with the bear. his name should be Henri. If you win he will trade you the magic 8 ball for a coupon to macy's. go to macy's and exchange the coupon for cash. now go to old navy because they have a better variety of jeans. find the customer service counter and say "expecto patronum". this will clear your path of any dementors. give the customer service manlady (make sure it is a manlady) your money and say i would like to purchase 12 1/2 cc's of pants. The customer service manlady will then call an insane asylum to pick you up. do not be alarmed, this is a standard procedure. they will put you in the back of their truck and take you to a large building. direct them back to the old navy so you may finish your shopping. if they do not agree, call your aunt to pick you up. she will then take you back to the store and you will purchase your pants. make sure your aunt takes you to the cash register so you do not get lost. now you have your pants. congratulations!

Answer 2

You can go to any store, get what you want, go to the cash register, have them ring it up (try on the clothes in the dressing room if you want) and then flip out the wallet and pay!!