How do you do real alchemy?

Answer 1

One of the most simple, safe, and easy-to-do demonstrations of real alchemy is an experament with freezing water molecules.

To do this, different bottles of water are given different names, and are subject to having those words written on or arround the container. The words or symbols must have either a positive or negative afilliation such as words like love, hate, peace, war, heaven, hell, pure, tainted, beautifull, hideous, joy, sadness, etc. Samples of the different waters are then frozen and put under a microscope. When viewed, the tiny patterns seen in the positivly affilliated water are semetrical, introcate, consistant in pattern shape, and overall good looking. The Negitivly affiliated ice patterns, will appear inconsistant, asemetrical, random, and generaly bad looking.

This phenomenon is caused by the demonstrator's feelings towards these different bottles with words. Seeing something positive and comforting or negative and desturbing on the bottle gives the water alchemical properties that corespond to how they make the viewer feel. These alchemical changes become evident when the water is frozen and the molecules connect to each other randomly. Alchemical properties change the quantum probability of the molecule's alignment and make the outcome of the crystal look either good or bad based on the properties given to it.