No. You cannot get pregnant from being licked by a dog.
It is remotely possible that you might have a bladder infection or vaginitis; remember where the dog's tongue has been!
Nope, sexual reproduction (pregnancy) requires the presence of sperm & as far as I know no man has ever produced sperm in his mouth, that is very much limited to the ejaculation out of the penis.
Nothing. same effect if a dog licked your face
No
No.
when a dog licks your balls saliva in there tongues gets into the pores of your genitals and causing breakdown of tissues leading to your gentials to falling off
._. nun. xD make sure you clean itself after!
NO, that is a good way to get intestinal parasites. DO NOT let your dog lick any part of your mouth! If he/she licks it, wash your mouth out with Listerine.
No. That is not possible.
No, but it could get you a criminal record.
Humans and dogs can't pass STDs to each other. Let your dog lick away, have fun!
she licks her dog
This is a sign that your dog is in heat.
No, dog's have a different number of chromosomes than humans.. it has no effect and you cannot get pregnant. You will be just fine =]
Yes. They like the sugar in it.
get a dog
When a dog licks your rear balls! ;)