Quite simply: no.
Wombats are living creatures. They are native marsupials of Australia. They don't clean silverware.
No, a wombat is a burrowing plant-eating Australian marsupial that resembles a small bear with short legs.
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No. A wombat is a living, breathing marsupial of Australia.
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The best silverware is a spoon.
Silver.
Here is the way the joke works:You and some (probably bored) friends are in a car, or a house, and you ask questions about various people or objects, asking if something about them makes them a wombat. The key is that unless you begin the question with a certain phrase (usually "listen" but it can be "okay" or "look"), the answer is "No, he/it is not a wombat." If the phrase is used, then "Yes, he/it is a wombat."Variations include: "if this is a wombat, and this is a wombat" where the two things (or people) are similar in some way, then is a third thing/person a wombat? Again, it takes awhile before everyone catches on.
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You can clean silverware at your house using only aluminum foil and baking soda. You do this by boiling water, baking soda, and aluminum foil in a saucepan and than placing your silverware in for about 10 seconds.
A wombat has a pouch.
Real silver is much shinier than stainless steel, which is typically what consumers purchase as silverware. Unless your silverware is only used for special occasions, you are most likely using stainless steel.
The wombat's common name is wombat. The scientific name is Vombatus ursinus.
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They used spoons, knives, and their hands. But no forks