What are some good movie quotes?

Answer 1

One very funny quote from Step Brothers is when Dale says, "My name is Dale but you can call me dragon" and then Brennan says, "My name is Brennan but you can call me night hawk."

Another when is when Dale says. " We're here to f*** this s*** up

Also when Brenan's gay brother's wife says, " stay golden Ponyboy"

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Answer 2

Please add as listed. No profanity. Sorted by rating, then alphabetically.

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Cars - 2006

Lightning McQueen: I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics.

Mater: You hurt your what?

Lightning McQueen: I'm a very famous racecar!

The Fox and the Hound - 1981

Tod: Copper, you're my best friend.

Copper: And you're mine too, Tod.

Tod: And we'll always be friends forever. Won't we?

Copper: Yeah, forever.

Ice Princess - 2005

Casey Carlyle: I forgot my last name!

Monster's Inc. - 2001

Yeti: Abominable. Can you believe that? Do I look abominable to you? Why can't they call me the Adorable Snowman, or the Agreeable Snowman, for crying out loud? I'm a nice guy.

Swan Princess 2: Escape from Castle Mountian - 1997

Queen Uberta: Dearest Uberta, don't be sad, don't be blue, we still think you're nifty! You're still living, you're still kicking, even though you're FIFTY?!?

Toy Story 3 - 2010

Jessie: (Buzz is speaking Spanish) Did you fix Buzz?

Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory - 1971

Charlie Bucket: What was that we just went through?

Willy Wonka: Hsawaknow.

Mrs. Teevee: Is that Japanese?

Willy Wonka: No, that's Wonkawash spelled backwards.

PG

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe - 2006

Lucy: Guys! This isn't going to help Edmund!

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader - 2011

Eustace Scrubb: Oh! I hope that wasn't the British Council!

Fireproof - 2008

Michael: A woman's like a rose; if you treat her right, she'll bloom. If you don't, she'll wilt.

Caleb Holt: Where'd you get that?

Michael: Counciling.

Holes - 2003

Dr. Pendenski: That's all you'll ever be good for. D-I-G, what's that spell?

Zero: (knocks him out with a shovel) Dig!

Home Alone - 1990

Kevin: This is my house; I have to defend it!

Home Alone 2: Lost In New York - 1992

Kevin: Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?

I Am David - 2003

David: I wish I were dead!

Johannes: Don't say that. Don't even think it.

David: Why not? There's nothing good here! What's the point of even staying alive?

Johannes: Because if you're alive you can change things. If you're dead you can't. Do whatever you can to stay alive, no matter what! Go.

National Treasure - 2004

Abigial Chase: You're treasure hunters, aren't you?

Benjamin Gates: We're more like, treasure protectors.

National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets - 2007

Riley Poole: Uh oh! God save the queen!

Paul Blart: Mall Cop - 2009

Paul Blart: Safety never takes a holiday.

The Princess Diaries - 2001

Mia: Me? A, a, princess? Shut, up!

Remember the Titans - 2000

Herman Boone: This is no democracy! This is a Dictatorship! I am the law.

RV - 2006

Bob Munro: Good news.

Cassie Munro: I'm adopted?

Tangled - 1010

Rapunzel: Break her heart?

Flynn Rider: In half.

Rapunzel: Crush her soul?

Flynn Rider: Like a grape.

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Rapunzel: Something brought you here, Flynn Rider. Call it what you will, fate, destiny,

Flynn Rider: A horse.

PG-13

The Boy in the Striped Pajamas - 2008

Shmuel: Would you dare do it?

Catch Me If You Can - 2002

Carl Hanratty: Do you want to hear a joke?

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Frank Abagnale Jr. : Two little mice, fell into a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. But the second mouse, he struggled so hard he churned that cream into butter and he walked out. Amen.

The Count of Monte Cristo - 2002

Edmond Dantes: Life is a storm, my young friend. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes. You must look into that storm and shout as you did in Rome. Do your worst, for I will do mine! Then the fates will know you as we know you: as Albert Mondego, the man!

Fast and Furious - 2009

Dominic Toretto: A real driver knows exactly what's in his car.

Frequency - 2000

John Sullivan: Shoulda, woulda, coulda, pal.

John Q - 2002

John Q. Archibald: I will not bury my son! My son will bury me!

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Denise Archibald: I would tell you what I think of you, but I'm a Christian woman.

Inception - 2010

Yusuf: That many dreams within dreams is too unstable!

Life is Beautiful - 1997

Guido: If you speak my name, I vanish. What am I? Silence.

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Guido: What are your political views?

Man: (to his sons) Benito, Adolf! Sit down! Sorry Guido, what did you say?

Meet the Parents - 2000

"Greg" Gaylord Focker: Oh, oh check my pulse on this one, Jack. Do I think you're a psycho? Yes!

Taken - 2008

Bryan: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

To Save A Life - 2009

Chris Vaughn: God wants so much more for your life than fine.

RThe Book of Eli - 2010

Eli: Dear Lord, thank you for giving me the strength and the conviction to complete the task you entrusted to me. Thank you for guiding me straight and true through the many obstacles in my path. And for keeping me resolute when all around seemed lost. Thank you for your protection and your many signs along the way. Thank you for any good that I may have done, I'm so sorry about the bad. Thank you for the friend I made. Please watch over her as you watched over me. Thank you for finally allowing me to rest. I'm so very tired, but I go now to my rest at peace. Knowing that I have done right with my time on this earth. I fought the good fight, I finished the race, I kept the faith.

The Grey Zone - 2001

Hoffman: I used to think so much of myself. What I'd make of my life. We can't know what we're capable of, any of us. How can you know what you'd do to stay alive, until you're really asked? I know this now. For most of us, the answer... is anything. It's so easy to forget who we were before. Who we'll never be again.

Inglourious Basterds - 2009

Col. Hans Landa: Oooh, that's a bingo! Is that the way you say it? "That's a bingo?"

Lt. Aldo Raine: You just say "bingo".

Col. Hans Landa: Bingo! How fun! But, I digress. Where were we?

The Passion of the Christ - 2004

Jesus Christ: Peter! Those who live by the sword will die by the sword!

The Pianist - 2002

Wladyslaw Szpilman: I don't know how to thank you.

Captain Wilm Hosenfeld: Thank God, not me. He wants us to survive.

Saving Private Ryan - 1998

Private Jackson: O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not my enemies triumph over me.

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Private Jackson: Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight. (fires rifle) My goodness and my fortress. My high tower and my Deliverer. (fires rifle) My shield, and he in whom I trust .

Schindler's List - 1993

Itzhak Stern: It's Hebrew, from the Talmud. Whoever saves one life saves a world entire.

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Itzhak Stern: There will be generations because of what you did.

Slumdog Millionaire - 2008

Prem Kumar: Final question for twenty million rupees, and he's smiling. I guess you know the answer.

Jamal Malik: Do you believe it, I don't!

The Stoning of Soroya M - 2008

Zahra: Are you frightened?

Soraya: Not of death. But of dying, the stones, the pain.

We Were Soldiers - 2002

Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: Where you from, son?

Joseph Galloway: Refugio, Texas, sir.

Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: Well, that's the first thing I've heard today that makes any sense

Water For Elephants- 2011

Jacob:They outdid God himself. They created heaven in one day. And just like that heaven was packed away and gone.

Marlena and Jacob: Listen about last night. It was just a champagne.

What was?

You're new at this aren't you? When a woman gives it to you straight don't give her a line like you don't remember.

Marlena: Around her everybody works until they're run into the ground, nobody stops, nobody dies until August says so

I grew up in foster homes I used to day dream about who my parents were. When I was five for an entire year I pretended my mom was an Appaloosa Mare. I did and that I was, I was a filly and then I was just dreaming that I was a girl and that one day I'd wake up and run home. And then, a circus came to town and August was right out front and as soon as he looked at me I knew I'd never live with strangers again. So we got married. And you know I'm a star accretion. Out there, I got nothin.

You're a beautiful woman who deserves a beautiful life. That's all there is to it.

Where were you when I was seventeen?