You can say to your science teacher that a mushroom walks into a bar then the bartender asks him to leave. So the answer would the mushroom says "why, I'm a fungi!!"
I know its dumb but its worth a shot and plus its educational.
if someone calls you a fail say "your dad's condom was a fail."
little johnny's father asked him what was the meaning of all of these d's and f's on his report card? little johnny said,''dad'' that means I'm ''DOING FINE''.
Some people think it is funny but not for some some people that like dirty jokes are the one who say swear words and have the dirty stuff with females su dont get intrasted in those jokes
Well, a long time ago this priest and this rabbi walked into a bar...
you know your a redneck when you come from a rural area and act as such
What goes up and down but doesn't move?ANSWER: Stairs
Why do you need to iron an elephant? Because elephants are wrinkled.
Yes, like me when I was in fourth grade
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if your in 4th grade, just go up to him, and say... "hey! some friends told me that you like me! is it true??
Some books I liked for 4th grade were "The white giraffe" "Sister's Grimm" "Emmy and the Incredible Shrinking Rat" "Oggie Cooder" "twilight"
Please tell me you are freaking kidding, the fifth grade, you are ten! Come on. Show some class!
when they walk like modeles or when they role their eyes i think im just in fourth grade
Some easy and inexpensive paper crafts fit for a second grade class party are simple forms of origami (making animals), painting, drawing and calligraphy.
The fourth grade curriculum standards for the United States includes the use of fractions, decimals, expanded notation, and multiplication. Fourth grade math will offer cover an extensive amount of more complicated word problems than were encountered in previous years.
It depends. It will depend on where you are. For a fourth grade pupil, 10th grade stuff will be hard but for a graduate it will be easy. Also, some people find some things hard that others don't - but often there are other things that they find easier.
Some of My Best Jokes Are Friends was created in 1985.
with some Styrofoam balls
some weird dudes in my second grade class