What did the chicken say to the turkey when he went to cross the road?
DUDE.. I've been here for YEARS! And I still don't know why I'm doing it...
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The chicken didn't cross the road because... - there was a KFC restaurant on the other side. - it was busy changing a light bulb. - there was no one there to egg it on. -… it didn't want to lay it on the line. - it was marching to the beat of a different drumstick. - it didn't want to be chicken pie. - a chicken crossing the road would be a fowl proceeding. - it was too chicken. - one day, he sat down on the side of the road and stared off intothe unknown distance. And he realized something. The grass was not greener on the other side. It was beautifulright where he was. Despite what everyone told him, the grass wasnot greener on the other side.
1. Because the chicken was taking a lunch break! 2. Because it was the chicken's day off. 3. He wanted to prove that he wasn't a chicken! 4. He never did because he go…t hit by a car. Why would a turkey get hit by a car? Turkeys are smart! 5. The street was perpendicular to the floor so as the chicken came out of the job centre (after having an interview with Mr. Tiddles) he simply fell across the road and into the newsagents. So the answer is: Because of gravity
it depends if they get along or not it could happen
By a chicken cross did you mean a hybrid chicken or do you have some imaginary chicken-dog you want to breed with a turkey, in which case no. A chicken and a turkey can not …breed together any more than a cow can breed with a Chimpanzee. They are totally different species. Such a cross has been tried, several times, by scientists studying genetics but AFAIK although they succeeded in getting fertile eggs with some embryonic development, none ever lived long enough to actually hatch. There have been successful attempts at hatching & rearing chicken/pheasant, I think also chicken/guinea fowl hybrids, always sterile of course. Wikipedia has a page about these & similar hybridisation attempts.
Â¿Por quÃ© el pollo cruzÃ³ la carretera
So far, it has never happened. It MAY be possible, but probably not. Although there is a chicken called a 'turken' because of it's bald neck (slightly resembling a turkey), it… is all chicken, not turkey at all.
1. maybe it had sexual attractions to another chicken on the other side of the road 2. if you ask this you will be downsized publicly for racism. 3. the magnetic force that ma…de the chicken cross the road 4. it was sick of the communism on his side of the road 5. let sleeping chickens lie
To get to the other side
Answer: to get to the other side.
Jokes are valued for the exciting little sense of shock, the new twist to your viewpoint, that comes with the answer. That is what makes us laugh. Or groan! A person asks y…ou, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' Of course you assume it is a joke. You try to think of a clever, complicated answer. Then the answer is given, "To get to the other side." Well, duh. Anyone should know that. You have been tricked into discarding the obvious answer and pursuing complex and convoluted solutions because you assumed that was what was expected. This joke is especially valued in our contemporary oral heritage because it teaches a lesson that applies to business, politics, and all human endeavors: "Keep it simple. Don't assume a complicated solution is needed for every problem. The obvious one may work just fine." The joke is also a joke because it can connect with practically anything. For example, you can say a person or shop on the other side and what man is doing or what shop is selling. It could change the answer but some are just weird. In this case, the joke is re-usable and simple to change.
Its a freaken chicken it can do whatever it wants
In English to Latin
Â¿ Porque el pollo cruso la calle?
In Chickens and Roosters
Because it is a legand. It was always a chicken that people made a joke about . Probably cause it made more sense .
In Chickens and Roosters
The chicken crossed the road because he wanted to. What else would he cross the road for. :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
In Jokes and Riddles
Nothin, cause its dead.