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Yes, here's a few:
1) Chuck Norris once got bit by a cobra. After ten days of agonizing pain, the cobra finally died.
2) Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
3) Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops in between the eyes.
4) Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
5) Chuck Norris sued Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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∙ 14y ago
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∙ 10y agoYa he made a website for them. People often crack jokes when they're terrified.
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∙ 14y agohe thinks there funny and he has a top five favorite list
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∙ 12y agohe thinks that they are as gay as dustin shlneinslick
and he is very gay
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∙ 14y agoNot jokes !! Facts !!
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When did Chuck Norris jokes start?
They started all by themselves. After all who could stop them?
Who made up all of the Chuck Norris jokes?
Chuck Norris created Chuck Norris.
How can you find unique Chuck Norris jokes?
Many Chuck Norris jokes are widely circulated around the Internet. Thus, it is very difficult to find them online. A possible solution would be to come up with one by oneself, perhaps by visualizing a humanly impossible situation and then alleging the result as doable by Chuck Norris.
What are some cool Chuck Norus Jokes?
-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. -Chuck Norris can drown fish. -Chuck Norris doesn't feel pain, pain feels Chuck Norris. -Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land. -Chuck Norris hears sign language. -Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. -Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in "manslaughter' -There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Best Chuck Norris jokes?
Even the boogie-man is scared of Chuck Norris... He made night fall, and caused the day to break...
How do you stop the Chuck Norris jokes on ChaCha?
there is no stopping chuck Norris
When did Chuck Norris jokes start?
They started all by themselves. After all who could stop them?
You feel uncomfortable at work what can you do?
Hmm yu quit your job & keep living with your mother you go and look on the chuck Norris jokes and you joke around with your co-workers. =] chuck Norris rules!! you go and look on the chuck Norris jokes and you joke around with your co-workers. =] chuck Norris rules!! you go and look on the chuck Norris jokes and you joke around with your co-workers. =] chuck Norris rules!! you go and look on the chuck Norris jokes and you joke around with your co-workers. =] chuck Norris rules!!
What to be aware of about Chuck Norris?
All Chuck Norris jokes are actually facts.
What is up with all the Chuck Norris jokes?
People don't make Chuck Norris jokes, Chuck Norris makes jokes people. I think people make these jokes because Chuck Norris featured in many fighting films and always used to be the super strong and epic character. So people make funny fantasy jokes about him like 'Chuck Norris once kicked the Earth... its never stopped spinning'
How mamy Chuck Norris jokes are there?
as many as he allows
Who made up all of the Chuck Norris jokes?
Chuck Norris created Chuck Norris.
How can you find unique Chuck Norris jokes?
Many Chuck Norris jokes are widely circulated around the Internet. Thus, it is very difficult to find them online. A possible solution would be to come up with one by oneself, perhaps by visualizing a humanly impossible situation and then alleging the result as doable by Chuck Norris.
Where can you find good Chuck Norris jokes?
This site has plenty of them!
How can you make Justin Bieber laugh?
Justin Bieber loves Chuck Norris. So, try to get some jokes from Chuck Norris.
Are Chuck Norris jokes funny?
That is a personal opinion and therefore there is no right or wrong answer. However, I did hear that Chuck Norris counted to infinity...................................................................................................................twice.
How old was Chuck Norris when he first started making jokes?
he was about 30
