What does cheddar cheese feel like?

Answer 1

It feels like a rocky crevasse just had a kid with a bunch of shattered glass. It's very rough, and sharp in some places. Always make sure to handle cheddar cheese with thick, rubber gloves, and under parental supervision if you are under the age of 18. Never eat the outside of cheddar cheese, it's deadly. To cut the protective layer around the cheese, I recommend Japanese single grind bevel knives. Once you are inside, you will first remember the happiest memory of your life, and then you will get to feel the creamy centre of cheddar cheese. You can eat it, and there may be side effects, but the projectile vomiting, diarrhea, and bloating are worth it! The better types of cheddar cheese are sold in the black market, but you would probably be better off buying the cheaper, supermarket type, which brings back your 5th best memory, and isn't as creamy and delicious, but is still sure to leave you with a memorable moment, and it's less rough and legal! You have to order it directly from the manager, though. Well, there you go, now you know how to get the incredible sensation of feeling cheddar cheese. Have fun!