Injury.
Probably not, but i am sure it would hurt, so why would you what to?
I wouldn't recommend it. However, if you do it, let us know how you made out ;)
That can cause serious injury.
Ejaculation doesn't normally happen immediately after insertion. It usually takes at least a few minutes of movement to get an ejaculation.
An erection is a hormonal dependent phenomenon which is mainly controlled by the adrenal hormone. This hormone may secrete in conditions such as fear, flight or fight situations, excitement etc. If the guy whom you are kissing is excited by your kiss, then possibly his penis will be erect - even if some guy just happens to be thinking about kissing.
Using the traditional vacuum cleaner on your penis or vagina is contraindicated. The suction of a vacuum cleaner is continuous and too high to use for sexual purposes. A penis pump is recommended because it can control the suction for effective use. When you use a penis pump, you pump it a couple of times at a time and allow the penis to grow, before you continue to pump as you achieve full erection.
a hose that will fit it and lubrication but a vacuum cleaner works
Probably not, but i am sure it would hurt, so why would you what to?
Your penis ends up being cleaner than before you washed it.
It get burned off, idiot!
You can but not advised.
Stick it in the pipe of a vacuum cleaner. It makes it really tickle and it feels so good
You insert a penis into the vagina.
yes it is safe.
how do i properly insert my penis in a female
Rape
In short, amazing ;)