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Here are a couple lion jokes for you: Where does a lion sleep? Anywhere he wants. Why don't lions like fast food? Because they can't catch it. And here are a couple bee jokes: Who is the bees favorite pop group? The bee gees. Why do bees hum? Because they've forgotten the words.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because I told it to, and by the way, it couldn't even reach the moon.

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Why did the dairy cow jump over the Moon?

The farmer had cold hands.

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What did the cow manure farmer name his daughter? Patty.

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Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

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Knock knock?

Who's There?

Interrupting cow!

Interrup....

MOO!!!!!!!!!!!

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A dog joke and a bee joke is as written bellow: What do you get when you cross a race dog with a bumble bee? A Greyhound Buzz.

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You can find cow, bee, and other animal jokes on Enchantedlearning.com.

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