Here are a couple lion jokes for you: Where does a lion sleep? Anywhere he wants. Why don't lions like fast food? Because they can't catch it. And here are a couple bee jokes: Who is the bees favorite pop group? The bee gees. Why do bees hum? Because they've forgotten the words.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because I told it to, and by the way, it couldn't even reach the moon.
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Why did the dairy cow jump over the Moon?
The farmer had cold hands.
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What did the cow manure farmer name his daughter? Patty.
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Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
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Knock knock?
Who's There?
Interrupting cow!
Interrup....
MOO!!!!!!!!!!!
A dog joke and a bee joke is as written bellow: What do you get when you cross a race dog with a bumble bee? A Greyhound Buzz.
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A good joke is "What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck? Milk and quackers."
If this is a joke, it's a milkshake. If this is not a joke, it will be a joke - a nervous cow.
Joke Teller: Knock-knock! Joke Receiver: Who's there? Joke Teller: Interrupting cow. Joke Receiver: Interrupting c-- Joke Teller: Moo!!!! :]
It was in udder despair.
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A good joke is "What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck? Milk and quackers."
If this is a joke, it's a milkshake. If this is not a joke, it will be a joke - a nervous cow.
Here is one good cow joke: " Q: Why don't cows have any money? A: Because farmers milk them dry."
Joke Teller: Knock-knock! Joke Receiver: Who's there? Joke Teller: Interrupting cow. Joke Receiver: Interrupting c-- Joke Teller: Moo!!!! :]
Search up this site: www.cowfood.com NO JOKE! Happy cow food hunting! =] Search up this site: www.cowfood.com NO JOKE! Happy cow food hunting! =]
They believe they are a cow. Look it up, no joke!
The joke "What goes 'Moo, moo... Ouch'? - A cow eating a toothpick." is quite old and common. To explain, the cow bit into a toothpick that was in its hay.
Out in the barn next to bas cow I had the joke, "Where is Moscow?" as my math homework and that's the answer.. :P
A bull in mud. If there was supposed to be a joke associated with this, there is no valid "cow joke" answer to this question.
There are many jokes about a cow and a farmer. One joke is about the cow who kicked the old farmer.
Knock Knock hows there impatient cow impatient cow how MOO
It was in udder despair.