What is a good history joke?
I went to a resturant who served food at anytime so i orded french toast during the renasiance
why was it called the dark ages? Becuase there were so many knights
why was it called the dark ages? Becuase there were so many knights
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what 4 leter sport starts with a T ---- golf three workmen had been working on a building for a while and every lunch brake they went and sat out on beam, the red head said ehh every day for lunch i always have a tuna sandwhich if have a tuna sandwhich one more time im going to jump off this bea…m! the other agreed with him they to always got tuna sandwhiches, so the next day on the workers lunch brake they all got tuna sandwhiches and all three jumped, at the seromony the first two wifes cried and said oh why didnt i make him a pp&j or a cheese sandwhich then he would still be alive, the blond mans wife said i dont under stand, he makes hes own lunch! (MORE)
A good joke is a joke that more people like it then don't, a bad joke is the other way around, if you need some jokes try this sight, it even has a voting section that tells you how many people liked it and how many people didn't "LOL.com" - "Awsomer then You" PS i go to that web sight all the t…ime when I'm bored (MORE)
This is a decent one- Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow Inter..... MOO! The ever popular joke of Jeff dunham- Knock knock?..... Who's there?...... It's me, I love You!!! lol thatz a good one kassidy- Porsha:) Dc11's Knock Knock Who's There? Me! I kill You!
A model walked into a store looking for some curtains. She went to the Manager and said "Excuse me where are your curtains?" Then the manager said, "Sorry this is a computer store only." Then the model said "But my computer has Windows!!". i took my fish to the vets coz it has epilepsey ND THE VET …SAID HOW CAN UR FISH HAVE THAT I SAID COZ HE HAS A FIT WHEN I GET HIM OUT DA BOWL (MORE)
Knock knock jokes are great jokes for children of all ages. Here are some favorites: Knock knock - Who's there? - Ya - Ya who? - I'm glad you're so excited! Knock knock - Who's there? - Boo - Boo who? - Well, you don't have to cry about it. Knock knock - Who's there? - Ash - Ash who? - Bless yo…u. Knock knock - Who's there? - Who - Who who? - Is there an owl in there? Knock knock - Who's there? - Tank - Tank who? - You're welcome. Knock knock - Who's there? - Lettuce - Lettuce who? - Lettuce in and you'll find out. Knock knock - Who's there? - Nobel - Nobel who? - Nobel, that's why I knocked. (MORE)
I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock. Someone call heaven, I think an angel's gone missing! What is your parents' phone number? I just want to call them and thank them.
ok try this one. its not what you think. boy:wanna hear a dirty joke? girl:sure boy:a horse fell in the mud! girl: that's kinda funny! *laughs* hope that helps!
If you're not a liberal by the time you're 20, you have no heart. If you're still a liberal by the time you're 40, you have no brain.
On MyYearbook, there are tabs at the top. There is a tab that is mostly Misc. and in it are some jokes. I don't know if it's still there, but I think it is.
SOME folks are sensitive about their age, so be careful... Besides, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! -Get it? I like to tell people (especially those I've never met) that they don't LOOK a year older...
there's a fat black guy and a skinny black guy who hits the ground first neither the rope stops them. NEVER MAKE FUN OF AFRICAN AMERICANS!!!! I AM NOT ONE BUT WHO CARES THEY AR PEOPLE WHO HAVE FEELINGS TOO!
Ya. How about your momma is so old, her birth certificate says "Expired"...lol What kind of jokes besides this one.
Here are a few jokes that may amuse your friends... 1. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9! (as in, 7 ate nine. It sounds the same, and your friend should get the joke straight away. 2. Only play the next one on a friend that can take a joke and knows you are only acting: You: Why did the ch…icken cross the road? Friend: You are really playing that one again... You: To get to the ugly witches house! Friend: I don't get it... You: knock knock Friend: who's there??? You: The chicken. i.e. saying that a chicken went to an ugly witches house, and the chicken shows up at their house implying that the person you are telling the joke to is an ugly witch! You must tell them to not take it seriously - tell them they are in fact beautiful. Hope this helped :) (MORE)
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. ... ...He got an instructor and started lessons. The instructor told the Polak to jump out of the plane and pull his rip cord. The instructor then explained that he himself would jump out right behind him so that they would go down together. The Polak unde…rstood and was ready. The time came to have the Polak jump from the air plane. The instructor reminded the Polak that he would be right behind him. The Polak proceeded to jump from the plane and after being in the air for a few seconds pulled the rip cord. The instructor followed by jumping from the plane. The instructor pulled his rip cord but the parachute did not open. The instructor, frantically trying to get his parachute open, darted past the Polak. The Polak seeing this yelled, as he undid the straps to his parachute, "So you wanna race, eh?" (MORE)
Dont say a sex joke cause those are just annoying to us. Give afunny joke like a dumb blonde (unless she is blonde) inside joke(these are the best) or knock-knock joke (these work good becausethey are easily started and will keep her engaged longed plus shewill interwact with you during the joke so …its fun for both of you) (MORE)
Here's a pretty good one since it is somewhat relevant to school, but not making fun of it! You: Want to hear a pencil joke? Teacher: Ok, I'll hear your joke. You: Oh nevermind, it's POINTless!
the average human normally gets jokes from a life memory. for example, i once saw a dead rat on the road so i could write a joke about it. like what did the old man want for his hunting trip? he wanted a hat tail. so hat rimes with rat. the joke is that beavers have tails like a hat top and he is go…ing hunting. ^^What. The. F*CK?! (MORE)
what I usually do is I go on the internet and i types in : "what are some good jokes?" and some good jokes will most deffenitly come up. hope this helps you little buddy. p.s. sometimes you can just think of good jokes (that you made up) on the top of your head. Example: what did the mother beaver …say to the baby beaver when he cam home? Shut the dam door ! (MORE)
My wife can't wrestle but you should see her box! My wife can't make a lemon manage BUT she sure can make a banana cream!
Well, from a girl herself, I personally LOVE dumb blond jokes! Here's a good one to tell her: One day a dumb blond went to her boy friends foot ball game, she watched the game and when the game was over, her boy friend walked over to her and said "Did you like the game?" "Yeah I guess so, i just don…'t get one thing" "What is it" he said "Well in the beginning of the game, they flip a quarter to see who goes first, then for the rest of the game every ones screaming GET THE QUARTER BACK GET THE QUARTER BACK! Jeez people, its just a quarter" but if shes blond, then I wouldn't tell her a dumb blond joke. (MORE)
YOUR MOM Now if you really want the answer go to a place like Google or bing or even AOL or ask.com cause people put fasle information on here all the time
Jokes yes, good jokes no!. you are stupid and need a life. you are asking if there are good jokes about pi? wtf Your momma is so fat, when i said what's pi? she said wheres the pie? haha -_-
One cell said to the other cell, "I don't know how to multiply!" The other says, "It's easy, silly, just divide!"
you're so dumb you thought a quarterback was a refund. You're so ugly that bob the builder said ''I can't fix this". You're so dumb you fell in love with broken. You're so ugly that when you sat on a rainbow it faded away. You're so fat I spent money on gas driving you around the block. You're so lo…d you make betty white look young. You're so fat you make fat albert look skinny. you're so fat that when someone hit you with a bike you said"WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE!" You're so dumb that when you saw a yellow bus you said"STOP THAT YELLOW TWINKIE!. (MORE)
whats the difference between a ginger lieing in the road and a dog in the road , people tried to stop for the dog
What does Triceratops sit on? It's Tricera-bottom. What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a Kangaroo? A Tricera-hops. @_@
How can my brother throw a ball very hard and it comes right back to him, even though no one and nothing touches it... He throws it straight up.
1. How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it. 2. What did the atheist say in the afterlife? "I'm not here! This place doesn't exist. I don't believe in this… place. I'm not burning. Ouch!" 3. How does a Rationalist girl do her hair? In Big Bangs of course. 4. Why did the atheist cross the road? He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis. (MORE)
Many "good" Lady Gaga jokes are too inappropriate to be listed here. However, here are some suitably appropriate ones: How do you get Lady Gaga's attention? Poke her face. Why is Lady Gaga so sad? Because she had a bad romance. How do you entertain Lady Gaga? ...Just dance. Where does Lady Gaga kee…p her outfits? In the fridge. (MORE)
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. I've got to sit down and work out where I stand. If I save time, when do I get it back? Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Yo mama is so stupid she put paper on the TV and thought it was paperview.
What's the difference between broccoli and buggers? Kids don't eat broccoli. Whats the difference between you and your calendar? The Calendar got dates! (Girl and boy dates) (get it?)
When I saw those teeth I didn't know if I should smile or kick a field goal. You're teeth are so yellow i can not believe it's not butter. You're so stupid you tripped over a wireless phone. You have so many teeth missing, it looks like your tongue is in jail. You're so bald, when you put on… a turtleneck, you look like a roll of deodorant. You're so dark, you spit chocolate milk. Your head is so big you have to step into your shirts. Your teeth are so yellow, it looks like you have grills in your mouth. You're so fat, when you got on a scale it said "one at a time, please." Your feet are so big your shoes have to have license plates. Your breath smells so bad when you yawn your teeth duck. You're so poor, you can't afford free samples. You're so backwards, you sit on the TV and watch the couch. You're so dumb, you can't pass a blood test. You're so dumb, you took a spoon to the super bowl. Your teeth are so yellow, when people saw it, they said "taxi, taxi!" Your teeth are so yellow, you slowed down traffic. You're so dirty, when you went sky-diving, you created acid rain. You're so dumb, you climbed up Mountain Dew. You're so fat, when you got on a scale it said "to be continued..." You're so ugly, when you went inside a haunted house, you came out with an application. Your teeth are so yellow, you put Sunny D out of business. You're so dark, when you put a coco pebble on your hand, it disappeared. You're so tiny, when you jumped off a curb, you committed suicide. You're so heavy, when you walk, you create earthquakes. You're so heavy, when you sat on a bag of Doritos, you turned it into Doritos Jacked. You're so heavy, when you go swimming you flood the earth. You're so heavy, when you went into outer space, you created the Big Bang. You're so clumsy, you got tangled up in a cordless track phone. You're so fat, you got your own areal code. Your teeth are so black, people thought it was coal. Yo're so fat, when people saw you they asked, "where's the self-destruct button?" You're so old, when someone asked what your age was, you said, "Unknown..." You're so old, when I saw your yearbook, caveman were in there. Your skin is so red, they replaced you with Clifford. Your skin is so red, when you put an apple on your hand it disappeared. You're so ugly, R.L. Stine wrote a book about you. You smell so bad, your grandchildren stank. You're so fat, when you saw the McDonald's menu, you said, "this isn't enough" You're so tiny, you hold up a sign that says, "don't spit, I can't swim!" You're so fat, when you go to a beach, whales came out and say, "we are family!" You're so stupid, you tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. You're so ugly, you got arrested for mooning. You're so ugly, when you jumped in a pool, all the water jumped out. You're so fat, when you got on a scale, it was the last time I saw 102.0 FM. You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet. you so dumb, you fell over Wal-Mart, tripped over K-Mart, and landed at Target you so musty, when i asked you what was your favorite car, you said *sniff sniff*, a mustang you so fat, when you walked inside Wal-Mart, the prices dropped you so ugly, when you looked in the mirror, Micheal Jackson spirit said "Beat it!" you so ugly, when you looked in the mirror, it cracked you so fat, when you jumped inside a pool of water, all the water jumped out you so stupid, you thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone line you so fat, when you looked in the mirror, Micheal Jackson spirit said, "The man in the mirror! If you want make the world a better place, go to Planet Fittnes, and take your place!" (MORE)
On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu guy. Telugu Guy: 'Hello, May I know your name please?' James Bond: 'My name is Bond' Continuing in his inimitable Style,â¦â¦ James Bond.' Then Bond asks: 'And you?' Telugu Guy: 'My name is Raoâ¦ Siva Raoâ¦ Samba Siva …Raoâ¦ Venkata Samba Siva Raoâ¦ Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Raoâ¦ Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Raoâ¦â¦.. Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Raoâ¦ Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Raoâ¦' Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply says 'James Bond' (MORE)
Your momma is so fat that when she jumps for joy she gets stuck Your momma is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house Your momma is so fat that whales sing to her 'we are family, I got all my sisters and me' Your momma is so ugly that when she walks her dog people ask '…Who's the dog?' Have fun! ;) (MORE)
Q: Why did everyone accuse [insert name] of starting the earthquake? A: Because it was his/her fault .
You can find good jokes on one of the most popular website. This website is comedy central. The website has tons of funny jokes to tell and share jokes for sports, etc.
A good bee joke is, who is the bees favorite singer, Sting. Anotherone is How does a queen bee get around her hive, she is throne.
A good guitar joke is, What is the difference between a ukulele anda banjo, it only takes you half as long to burn a ukulele. Anotherjoke is how many bluegrass pickers does it take to change a lightbulb, none, they won't touch anything electric.
You can find some good hospital jokes online at Great Clean Jokes.One hospital joke is " What's the difference between a marriage anda mental hospital? At a mental hospital you have to showimprovement to get out."
tree jokes are basically jokes with some reference of tree in it ,but you have to be more precise about your question to find anexact answer.
When you are out in the woods with a group of friends and a rattlesnake bites you on your Gluteus Maximus (rear end), that's when you find out who your TRUE friends are! For those who don't understand, the way to save you is to suck out the venom!
What did the cow say to the bee when asked how it felt to be milked with infected utters? He said, "it stings"
1. What do you call a long haired hippo? - A hippy 2. What's a hippos favourite type of music? - Hip-hop 3. And what does he listen to it on? - His Hi-Pod 4. How do you give a hippo an injection? - With a hippodermic needle 5. What does an old hippo need? - A hippoperation 6. How does a hippo say he…llo? - Hi-po! 7. What is a hippos favourite dance? - The hippo hippo shake 8. What do you call a one legged hippo? - A hoppo 9. What do you call a hippo with wings? - Hippothetical 10. What do you call a lying hippo? - A hippocrite 11. What do you call a hippo who thinks he is ill? - A hippochndriac 12. What is a hippos favourite dessert? - Hippo - pot - o'mousse 13. What does Dr Hippo take? - The hippocratic oath 14. What do you call a jolly hippo? - Happo! 15. What's a Hippopotamus's favourite word? - HIPPOPOTAMUS!" (MORE)
When you go to White Castle, order two Ratburgers and have them tuck in the tails.
Don't get messy with an egg, otherwise the yolk's on you. A few names for eggs: Shell-don, Homlet, Yolk-O-Ono and Freyda.
An example of a good frog joke would be: What did the frog dress upas on Halloween? A prince.
Here is one good dog joke: " Q: What do you get if you cross a gundog with a telephone? A: A golden receiver!"
There are many good jokes to go alone with a frog and a bed. A frogin bed is a sick frog.
I am not sure what is good because apparently i did not hear thejoke for today.