Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is when yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so stupid she puts lipstick on her head when she's trying to make up her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she returned her M&M's because they were all W's.
Yo mama so ugly she makes blind children cry.
Yo mama so ugly her shadow ran away from her.
Yo mama so ugly she's never seen herself because the mirrors keep breaking.
Yo mama so fat that when she passed the TV i missed 3 episodes
Yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal sad
Yo mama so ugly that she made one direction go the other direction
Yo mama so fat that when she jumped in a pool they discovered water on Mars
Yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas
Yo mama so fat when she went on the scale, her phone number popped up
Yo mama so stupid she starved to death when locked in a grocery store over night
Yo mama so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Yo mama so fat when she goes on an elevator she has to go down.
Yo mama so ugly she made hello kitty say goodbye
Yo mama so ugly she scared the crap out the toilet
Yo mama so ugly she made the illuminati eye close
Yo mama so fat when she fell she cause the 1906 earthquake
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery
it means yo! jokes its a personal statement
it is the starting of many insults, and is considered an insult itself. yo mamma starts an entire seiries of 'yo mamma' jokes.
"Yo mama" is two words, actually. It is a childish insult, slang for "your mother."
the root word for specialize is special
Some 80s slang words are: "Phyche!" as in to pretend something is the case when it is not. "Oh Snap!," which is used when someone came up with a good insult. I also believe Yo Mama jokes started in the 80s. An example might be: "Yo Mama is so......" which might prompt a third person to say "Oh Snap! Allowing the insulter to say "Phyche, just messing with you"
There are a number of sites that are currently offering a wide range of Yo Mama jokes. One can view some good clean Yo Mama jokes on sites such as Jokes 4 Us, Yo Mama Jokes Galore and Laugh Factory.
In yo mama's drawer.
youtube. just tpe in yo mama jokes or just jokes;)- by chidiebere chike udeagha
Everyone playing says Yo Mamma jokes. The first one to run out of Yo Mama jokes is the loser.
the best site for your mama jokes is www.yourmama.com. http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
yo mama so fat that i have to take two planes and a boat just to get to her good side.
alot of people the one above is not a very good answer.
Yo mama and blonde jokes.
anywhere you want to!
Some sites are listed below the answer, and they have jokes such as: Yo mama's so fat, that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.
YO mama is so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck
Telling jokes depends greatly on timing. That depends on practice.