What is a spell to transform into a merman?

Answer 1

You MUST wear a symbol on your upper body, like a necklace, bracelet, ring, earrings, etc. Make sure it means something to you. Also, I don't suggest metal, as it can rust and tarnish. I wear a sharktooth necklace, leather cord and wood beads. You don't get to choose what color tail you have, it comes naturally. You receive your tail in 1 month after you said the spell. You MUST be standing in your shower, etc. and wearing your symbol. It's best if you're naked. Depending on gender, you say either "mermaid" or "merman".

"Insouciant inclemency,

Redoubtable mediocracy,

Refutable humanity,

Make me what I wish to be...

A mermaid

Witches one, and witches all,

Give this power to me."

Repeat 10 times. And, importantly, make sure you have it memorized before you start.

Effects during your one month proccess include the following: Legs changing color, getting itchy, tingly, or aching. Nausia, fatigue, breathing difficulty, coughing fits in water, holding breath longer, random anger, scales, gills on neck or sides, legs sticking together/crossing themselves, constant thirst, headaches, craving water to touch, etc. You may have only a few of these symptoms, and you may have a few different symptoms.

...and, no, you don't get powers. This is real life. And, most importantly! Make sure this is what you want!

Goodluck!

~Kidiu

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Humanity make me what I want to be a merman witches one and witches all make me what I wish to be. You must be soaking wet and naked when you say this and have on a special peice of jewelry.