Ahem, if you're looking for household items, I would suggest a cucumber, or one of those long candles. Just go slow, don't force anything! Good luck.
It is if you think it is. If you want to attract guys its a good thing. if you mean by weight its not a good thing.
Up the butt. The Prostate is a g-spot for a man. Up the butt. The Prostate is a g-spot for a man.
Shove your books in his face
Squishy
it means exactly what is says, that you have a fat butt. its a good thing, because most guys like big butts. so be happy!! i wish i was you ; )
the best you can do is stuff(im a guy, we look for big round asses)
That's really just you. A girl's butt is probably the least important thing of all to most guys, and in no way would it ever be what decides whether a guy talks to you or not.
Oh yeah the guys love prefer chunky over bony.
It means he considers your butt big.
"butt pirate" is not a naval term. It is an insult toward gay guys.
the best thing to do is pick whoever treats you better
Well, my butt is kinda flat too. and the underwear that makes it look best is boy shorts. not like boxers, but there really short and cute..look it up on google if you dont know. and if your worried about your butt, just do some butt excersizes..ur butt will get firm..and guys like that