What is a funny version of Jingle Bells?

Answer 1

Dashing through the snow,

On a pair of broken skis,

Over hills we go,

Crashing into trees.

The snow is turning red

I think I’m nearly dead,

Woke up in the hospital,

With stitches on my head.

Ohh Jingle Bells,

Batman smells,

Robin flew away!

Uncle Billy lost his willy on the motorway.

HEY!

Jingle Bells,

Batman smells,

Robin flew away!

Auntie Ruby lost her b**bies on the motorway.

Answer 2

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Santa clause is dead

Rudolph got a twenty-two

And shot him in the head

Hey!

Barbie doll, Barbie doll

Tried to save his life

But Mario and GI-Joe

Stabbed her with a knife

Hey!

Answer 3

Dashing through the snow

In a one-horse open sleigh

O'er the fields we go

Laughing all the way

Bells on bobtail ring

Making spirits bright

What fun it is to ride and sing

A sleighing song tonight!

(chorus)

Jingle bells, jingle bells,

Jingle all the way.

Oh! what fun it is to ride

In a one-horse open sleigh.

Jingle bells, jingle bells,

Jingle all the way;

Oh! what fun it is to ride

In a one-horse open sleigh.

A day or two ago

I thought I'd take a ride

And soon, Miss Fanny Bright

Was seated by my side,

The horse was lean and lank

Misfortune seemed his lot

He got into a drifted bank

And then we got upsot.

(chorus)

A day or two ago,

The story I must tell

I went out on the snow,

And on my back I fell;

A gent was riding by

In a one-horse open sleigh,

He laughed as there I sprawling lie,

But quickly drove away.

(chorus)

Now the ground is white

Go it while you're young,

Take the girls tonight

and sing this sleighing song;

Just get a bobtailed bay

Two forty as his speed

Hitch him to an open sleigh

And crack! you'll take the lead.

(chorus)

Answer 4

This is the parody of Jingle bells...

Dashing through the snow,

In a pair of broken skis,

Over hills we go,

Smashing into trees,

The snow is turning red,

I think I'm almost dead,

And now I'm in the hospital with stitches in my head,

Oh,

Santa Claus Santa Claus you are very fat,

I was sleeping peacefully,

And now my bed is flat,

Oh,

Santa Claus Santa Claus,

How much do you weigh,

I'm glad I'm not a reindeer,

that has to pull your sleigh.

Ow!

Answer 5

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Robin flew away

He landed on a football pitch

And didn't know how to play.