What is the funnyest joke in the world?

Answer 1

why are vampires not liked?

cause their a pain in the neck.

why did the dinosaur cross the road?

cause chickens weren't invented

these jokes are not that good for adults but for children they are try going to Google and see if there is a better one THERE IS

Answer 2

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?

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Answer 3

well scientists think that the funniest joke in the world is this one

2 hunters are in the woods hunting 1 slips and gets unconscious and the other one calls the police saying i think my friend is dead and the police said check if he's dead while he check on the phone the police hear a gunshot and the man comes back and says im sure

Answer 4

Well personally, I hate jokes so there really are no good ones except:

Three men check into a hotel and each order a plain room. The only thing different abput each room is that the first guy has a wooden toilet, the second a golden toilet, and the third a singing toilet. The first guy leaves because he always gets splinters in his butt when he has to poo. the second guy leaves to because he doesnt like the service. The third guy leaves because his toilet always sings "do you see what I see?" when he sits down to poo.

There you go.

Answer 5

Someone says what is the letter c stand for? seafood!

I say it's the fact you spelled "funniest" wrong.

Answer 6

Q: What is a jedi's favourite candy?

A: Lifesavers

Answer 7

There were two nachos 1 had an ice cream the other didn’t the one that didn’t have and ice cream said: that’s nacho ice cream!

Answer 8

mens rights makes me lol