case it is ok
Why did the Hippo cross the road? For the same reason as the chicken.
The vantress cross is a cross breed of a chicken. The chicken is cross bred with the vantress and a cobb chicken.
A vantress cross chicken is a chicken that is crossed with a cobb chicken and a vantress chicken. They are a type of broiler chicken.
The chicken found the killers terrifying at home so she ran away from home to see a better look of the world....... Then DIED BY CAR ACCIDENT!
The joke itself is not really funny at all. It's the result of the joke that is funny. People who have not heard the joke will become victimized by their own intelligence. They will sit there and try to deduce why a chicken would cross a road, coming up with outlandish and foolish answers, when the obvious answer is staring them right in the face. Why does anyone or anything cross a road? To get to the other side. Children will usually answer correctly the first time asked. Adults will not. Thats why it is funny.
NO!, Because a chicken can not help iself so yo woul have to wait for that chicken to cross the road because then you would go to jail for road kill for a helpless animal that you killed (The Right Answer) yes!!!! it is illegal for a chicken to cross the road in Quitman, Georgia...If you want proof go to the following website and scroll down a little... http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/georgia?page=40
Because it would raise too many questions. =)
because from the previous joke ''why did the chicken cross the road'' the goose then crossed the road to join the chicken to discuss legal and illegal terms of matter.
chicken
By walking
by teaching it to drive
Its a freaken chicken it can do whatever it wants
Why did the chicken cross the road? because he's a maverick.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to! Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to! this dude has no sense of humor :P
because the chicken was wearing it.
the vampire crossed the road to get to the underside or to suck the blood from the chicken.
I believe Einstein would say: "Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference."