Why did the chinken cross the road?

Answer 1

1. To show he wasn't a chicken
2. To get away from the chicken or...
3. Because he felt like it
4. Cause he wanted to see what life was like on the other side. Then he realized that he didn't get very far so he stood in traffic until he was run over. What a sad rooster.
5. he was substituting for the chicken.

Answer 2

There are several reasons why the chick crossed the road and the truth is the chicken could have crossed the road for any reason. Some common reasons are:

• The chicken wanted to learn about his family history so he crossed the road to get to the library on the other side.
• The chicken was feeling confident, it was a nice spring day, traffic was light, visibility was good, all the other chickens crossed the road so naturally this one didn't want to appear antisocial, contrary, and oddly different.
• It was just a matter of time before it happened because, just as every chicken loves some chicken sometime, every chicken will cross some sort of road sometime.
• Because it felt like it.
• Because it needed the exercise.
• Because it wished to avoid meeting the chicken it saw approaching.
• Because that's what chickens do.

There are numerous others. These are just a few.