200 km/h in the Wrong Lane [Import Bonus Tracks]

• Artist: t.A.T.u.
• Rating:
• Release Date: September 17, 2002
• Genre: Rock

Review

It makes no sense to discuss 200 km/h in the Wrong Lane, the first album by Russian dance-pop duo t.A.T.u., without focusing on the gimmick, since that gimmick is the band. Of course, gimmicks have always been central to pop music, including much of the greatest pop music, but few have felt as tawdry as t.A.T.u.. Which is, of course, that the girls are teenage lesbians. Or to shoddily paraphrase Charlie Sheen in Being John Malkovich, "they're hot teenage lesbians, and how can you not be into that?" Well, it's easy not to be into it when Julia Volkova and Lena Katina appear to have been run through a marketing processor so they could become two Sapphic tarts who sing songs with suggestive titles like "Not Gonna Get Us," "Show Me Love," and "All the Things She Said" (it's likely a coincidence that the latter two share titles with songs by Robyn and Simple Minds, respectively, but perhaps not), while covering that perennial anthem of tortured unrequited love and lust, the Smiths' "How Soon Is Now?" (it was strong enough to withstand Love Spit Love's cover; it's strong enough to weather this). Perhaps this would have been fun if the music were fizzy, trashy, and disposable, the way Britpop novelty Shampoo was on its lark We Are Shampoo. Instead, it's heavy, portentous Europop, often helmed by Trevor Horn, and badly sung by two cute girls with annoying squawks for voices. With those relentless, gloomy beats and those voices that cut against the grain, it's easy to concentrate on nothing but the gimmick, because it's more fun to talk about Russian teenage lesbians than listen to this noisy, oppressive murk. Even then, you'll feel unclean, given the shamelessness of the exploitation in this whole crass, commercial enterprise. [The album was released in multiple versions for different international markets; however, the bonus content was a generally similar jumble of remixes and video content.] ~ Stephen Thomas Erlewine, All Music Guide

Tracks

CD 1

Track Title	Composers	Performers	Time
Not Gonna Get Us (Lyrics)	T. Horn	t.A.T.u.	(4:22)
All the Things She Said (Lyrics)	Martin Kierszenbaum, T. Horn	t.A.T.u.	(3:34)
Show Me Love (Lyrics)	Martin Kierszenbaum	t.A.T.u.	(4:15)
30 Minutes (Lyrics)	Martin Kierszenbaum	t.A.T.u.	(3:17)
How Soon Is Now	Johnny Marr, Joseph Morissey	t.A.T.u.	(3:15)
Clowns (Lyrics)	T. Horn	t.A.T.u.	(3:12)
Malchik Gay (Lyrics)	Martin Kierszenbaum	t.A.T.u.	(3:09)
Stars (Lyrics)	Martin Kierszenbaum	t.A.T.u.	(4:08)
(Ya Shosla S Uma)		t.A.T.u.	(3:34)
(Nas Ne Dagoniat)		t.A.T.u.	(4:22)
Show Me Love [Extended Version]	Martin Kierszenbaum	t.A.T.u.	(5:10)
30 Minutes [Remix]	Martin Kierszenbaum	t.A.T.u.	(5:53)
Malchik Gay [Remix][*]	Martin Kierszenbaum	t.A.T.u.	(5:03)
Ne Ver, Ne Boisia [Eurovision 2003]		t.A.T.u.	(3:05)

CD 2

Track Title	Composers	Performers	Time
Bonus DVD		t.A.T.u.

Credits

Cindy Cooper (Production Coordination), Sheryl Nields (Photography), Robert Orton (Producer), Robert Orton (Engineer), Julia Volkova (Group Member), Chris Dalston (Booking), Andrea Ruffalo (A&R), Martin Kierszenbaum (Arranger), Robert Orton (Mixing), T. Horn (Arranger), Martin Kierszenbaum (A&R), Martin Kierszenbaum (Producer), Robert Orton (Arranger), Lena Katina (Group Member), Bob Ludwig (Mastering), Robert Hayes (Management), Trevor Horn (Producer)