["If you grew up with holes in your zapper toes","Tryin' to play the boy like he's saccharin'","Got two choices y'all, pull over the car or","And only thing that's gon' happen is I'ma get to clappin' and","","","","","I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one, hit me","D.A. try to give a nigga shaft again","","Child I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit","And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for that","He and his boys gon' be yappin' to the Captain","99 problems but a bitch ain't one","","99 problems but a bitch ain't one","","Are you carryin' a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are","Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has","","I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one, hit me","I'm like fuck critics, you can kiss my whole asshole","Bounce on the Devil, put the pedal to the floor","They don't play my hits, well I don't give a shit, so","99 problems but a bitch ain't one","","I got 99 problems B and a bitch ain't one, hit me","If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son","Or do I look like a mind reader sir? I don't know","Enough that you won't illegally search my shit","For lawyer or somethin', somebody important or somethin'","Half a mill' for bail 'cause I'm African","Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed","I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one, hit me","A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe","","I'm from, rags to riches, niggaz I ain't dumb","Fiends on the floor, scratchin' again","I try to ignore him, talk to the Lord","I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one, hit me","I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one, hit me","License and registration and step out of the car","","Havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son","All because this fool was harassin' them","Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?","The year is ninety-four, in my trunk is raw","","This is not a hoe in the sense of havin' a pussy","","Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?","Plus I got a few dollars, I can fight the case","I don't know what you take me as","","","Rap critics that say he's 'Money, Cash, Hoes'","","","I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those?","","Got beef with radio if I don't play they show","If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son","In my rear view mirror is the motherfuckin' law","So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers","But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight","You crazy for this one Rick, it's your boy","If you don't like my lyrics, you can press fast forward","Well you was doin fifty-five in the fifty-four","You know the type, loud as a motorbike","I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one, hit me","Well my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back","Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?","If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son","But ain't nuttin' sweet 'bout how I hold my gun","I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one, hit me","Now once upon a time, not too long ago","Aren't you sharp as a tack, you should try out","If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son","","Rap mags try and use my black ass","And there I go, trapped in the Kit-Kat again","You'd celebrate the minute you was havin' dough","I ain't steppin' out of shit, all my papers legit","Back through the system with the riff-raff again","Paparazzis with they cameras, snappin' them","'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low","99 problems but a bitch ain't one","","","If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son","But a pussy havin' no goddamn sense, try an' push me","Pray for him, but some fools just love to perform","99 problems but a bitch ain't one","Well we'll see how smart you are when the canine comes","So I pull over to the side of the road","I got the Rap Patrol on the gat patrol","And I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jake","If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son","I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one","I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one, ha ha"]
Performed by: Jay-Z Written by: Shawn Carter; Alphonso Henderson; Norman Landsberg; Tracy Marrow; Felix Pappalardi; Billy Squier; John Elias Ventura; Leslie Weinstein
Credits: Carter, Shawn (Songwriter); Henderson, Alphonso (Songwriter); Landsberg, Norman (Songwriter); Marrow, Tracy (Songwriter); Pappalardi, Felix (Songwriter); Squier, Billy (Songwriter); Ventura, John Elias (Songwriter); Weinstein, Leslie (Songwriter); POLYGRAM INT'L MUSIC PUBG GROUP (Publisher); RHYME SYNDICATE MUSIC (Publisher); UNIVERSAL MUSIC - CAREERS (Publisher); UNIVERSAL MUSIC - MGB SONGS (Publisher)
"99 Problems" is the third single released by American rapper Jay-Z in 2004 from The Black Album. It reached number thirty on the U.SBillboard Hot 100 singles chart. The track was produced by Rick Rubin, his first hip hop production in many years. Rubin provided Jay-Z with a guitar riff and stripped-down beat that were once his trademarks. To construct the beat, Rubin used samples of "The Big Beat" by Billy Squier, and "Long Red" by Mountain. Although it remains uncredited, "99 Problems" also contains samples of "Get Me Back on Time, Engine No. 9" by Wilson Pickett.[citation needed]
The title and chorus are taken from Ice-T's "99 Problems" from his 1993 album Home Invasion. The song featured Brother Marquis of 2 Live Crew. Portions of Ice-T's original lyrics were similarly quoted in a song by fellow rapper Trick Daddy on a track unsurprisingly titled "99 Problems" from his 2001 album Thugs Are Us. Jay-Z begins his third verse directly quoting lines from Bun B's opening verse off Touched, from the UGK album Ridin' Dirty
On July 6, 2008, more than four years after the song's initial release, "99 Problems" entered the UK Singles Chart at #35 (after reaching #12 on initial release). This was attributed to Jay-Z's appearance at Glastonbury and the O2 Wireless Festival, two popular British summer music festivals.
On January 21, 2009, Jay-Z performed the song as part of his set at the Staff Ball, the last official event of Barack Obama's inauguration. The ball was exclusively for 4,000 staffers who had worked on Obama's campaign. Jay-Z tweaked the lyrics to suit the historic atmosphere, and the crowd sang along: "I Got 99 problems but a Bush ain't one."[1]
The song was listed at #14 on Pitchforks's top 500 songs of the 2000s.
The song came in at #2 on RollingStone's top 100 songs of the '00s.
The video is shot entirely in black-and-white. It consists mainly of scenes filmed in Brooklyn, New York showing life in the city in an elegant and celebratory fashion. The scenes include:
Jay-Z and Rubin in a car being stopped by the police (lyrical reenactment).
Jay-Z being shot with multiple bullets by unseen assailants. This final scene was very controversial as music video networks normally remove any scenes with violent content. On MTV, every airing of the video featured an introduction by John Norris explaining why the network felt it was proper to air the video unedited. The introduction also featured Jay-Z explaining why he felt the scene was important to the video. Jay-Z also made a special introduction for BET. Jay-Z explained that the depiction of a shooting is analogous to the "death" of Jay-Z, and the "rebirth" of Shawn Carter.[4]
Track listings
"99 Problems/Dirt Off Your Shoulder, Pt. 1'" single cover
"99 Problems/Dirt Off Your Shoulder, Pt. 2'" single cover
Rapper T.I. used the song's beat to diss fellow southern rapper Lil' Flip. The diss track was called "99 Problemz (Lil' Flip Ain't One)".
Hardcore techno artists, Paco Rincon vs. The Guardian & Supreme Entity, created a song called "99 Problems", which relies heavily on the vocals, but has an entirely different instrumental accompaniment. [1]
Rapper Skillz used the instrumental of this song to diss Shaquille O'Neal. The song was called "99 Free Throws."
Mash-ups
Phish performed the song on 06/18/2004 with Jay-Z during their concert at Brooklyn's KeySpan Park.[2]
Silverchair mashed-up the Chorus with their own song "The Man That Knew Too Much" live.[citation needed]
The Jaydiohead mash-up project combined the song's vocal track with the instrumental track of Radiohead's "The National Anthem" to form a song called "99 Anthems".