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Products for sale online must have a solid description to lock in the sale. "Move over sliced bread, the water jet pack is o…fficially the greatest thing ever" should be translated into "if you spend all your money on this, you won't regret it!"
It's rare, but sometimes the product itself is so good you can't stop yourself from dropping $70 on something like the Harry Potter TV wand that you wave around to change the channels and turn the volume up. If the following list of products doesn't make you say, "I want that, I want that, I need that," at least once, then you have better self-control than most.
Description: "Turn your morning showers into a fun psychedelic experience with the color changing shower head."
If there's one aspect of life that could use a little excitement and color, it's in the bathroom. A shower head with LED lights dispersing a rainbow of colors and steamy water just might be the best idea ever conceived. Simply turn on music, turn out the bathroom lights, jump in the shower, and be cleansed in a cornucopia of color.
You can purchase this item on Amazon [here](http://www.amazon.com/dp/B009Z3RLVY/?tag=097-20&ascsubtag=v3_1_3_q_40537_4_).
Description: "With this custom built underground parking dock system you can keep your expensive cars hidden from thieves, save space in your driveway, and protect your cars from the harsh outdoor elements that will wear down that fresh exterior."
Nothing screams opulence more than this "007"-esque parking spot. The Car Dok is a dangerous thing for impulsive shoppers. It will double your parking space with the press of a button. It also gives the ultimate excuse for working from home: "Hi, I can't come in today, I lost the remote to my underground parking dock."
You can purchase this item on their website [here](http://www.cardok.com/).
Description: "Make the jump to light speed with this Star Wars vehicle sun reflector. This incredibly geeky accordion style sun reflector is the perfect way to protect your Millennium Falcon’s interior from small asteroids and merciless UV rays that are beating down."
This is the sun reflector you've been looking for. Darth Vader probably finds the lack of his presence in this product disturbing.The shade is strong with this one.There's no better gift for a Star Wars fan and driver than this affordable sun reflector. Out of over 1,500 reviews on Amazon, the product still has a 4.3-star average, which is pretty impressive.
You can purchase this product on Amazon [here](http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00COYNZJ8/?tag=097-20&ascsubtag=v3_1_3_q_43171_4_).
Description: "This species defying aquatic vessel is capable of submerging and launching at a high speed into the air like a real dolphin. Jet skis just became obsolete."
Splurge a year's salary on a product that will get the adrenaline flowing. This submersible watercraft will dive deep and jump high. Each Seabreacher is custom made and guaranteed to get attention wherever it goes. It can be designed to look like a marlin or a shark, and for a few thousand dollars, it can be yours.
Look up the dealership that sells the Seabreacher closest to you [here](http://seabreacher.com/dealers/).