Accepted

Accepted
Theatrical release poster
Directed by	Steve Pink
Produced by	Michael Bostick Tom Shadyac
Written by	Adam Cooper Bill Collage Mark Perez
Starring	Justin Long Jonah Hill Blake Lively Anthony Heald Lewis Black Maria Thayer
Music by	David Schommer
Cinematography	Matthew F. Leonetti
Editing by	Scott Hill
Studio	Shady Acres Entertainment
Distributed by	Universal Pictures
Release date(s)	August 18, 2006 (2006-08-18)
Running time	92 minutes
Country	United States
Language	English
Budget	$23 million[1]
Box office	$38,505,009[2]

Accepted is a 2006 American comedy film directed by Steve Pink and written by Adam Cooper, Bill Collage, and Mark Perez. The main plot centers around a group of would-be college freshmen who, after being rejected from all the colleges and universities to which they had applied, proceed to create their own "college".

Plot

Bartleby Gaines (Justin Long) is a persuasive high-school senior who, among other pranks, creates fake IDs. His gifts do not extend to grades, however, and he receives rejection letters from all of the universities and colleges to which he applies, including those with high acceptance rates. In an attempt to seek approval from his strict father (Mark Derwin), Bartleby creates a fake college, the South Harmon Institute of Technology (S.H.I.T.). He is aided by his best friend, Sherman Schrader III (Jonah Hill), who has been accepted into the prestigious Harmon College, and fellow rejects Rory (Maria Thayer), who failed to get in to Yale University, the only school she applied to, Hands (Columbus Short), who lost his athletic scholarship after an injury, and Glen (Adam Herschman), who got a "0" on the SAT when he neglected to sign his name.

To make the "college" seem legitimate, Bartleby convinces Sherman to create a fully functional Web site for the school. Concluding that an actual physical campus is required to continue the ruse, Bartleby leases an abandoned psychiatric hospital adjacent to Harmon College and renovates it to look like a college campus. When his father insists on meeting the dean, Bartleby hires Schrader's uncle, Ben Lewis (Lewis Black), to play that role. The seemingly innocent ploy quickly spins out of control when the Web site, which automatically accepts any applicant, enrolls hundreds of other rejected students. Bartleby realizes that these people have nowhere else to go, so he lets them believe that the school is real. After a visit to Harmon disenchants him with traditional college life, he has the students make up their own classes and be their own teachers. Students write down what they want to learn on a giant whiteboard, with classes ranging from the culinary arts and sculpting to "Taking a Walk and Thinking about Stuff," "International Relations: Hooking Up Overseas," "Rock Our Faces Off 222," and the invention of one freaky kid who wants to learn how to "blow shit up...with my mind." Bartleby even goes so far as to create a school newspaper (the S.H.I.T. Rag) and a mascot (the S.H.I.T. Sandwiches).

Meanwhile, the dean of nearby Harmon College, Richard Van Horne (Anthony Heald), makes plans to construct the Van Horne Gateway, an adjacent park-like "verdant buffer zone" by which the dean hopes "to keep knowledge in, and ignorance out." He dispatches Hoyt Ambrose (Travis Van Winkle) to free up the nearby properties, but when Bartleby refuses to relinquish the lease for the South Harmon property, Hoyt sets to work trying to reveal the college as a fake. The dispute turns personal, since Bartleby has been vying for the affections of Hoyt's ex-girlfriend, Monica Moreland (Blake Lively). Hoyt exposes South Harmon as a fake institution through Sherman, who is attempting to join Hoyt's fraternity. After having Sherman beaten up, Hoyt forces him to hand over all the files he has created for South Harmon. He then contacts all the students' parents to expose the school as a fake. Soon after, the Institute is shut down, but Sherman's having taken the initiative to file for accreditation gives Bartleby a chance to make his school legitimate.

At the State of Ohio educational accreditation hearing, Bartleby makes an impassioned speech about the failures of conventional education, convincing the board to grant his school a one-year probation to test his new system. The Institute reopens, with more students enrolling, including Sherman and Monica. Also, Bartleby finally earns the approval of his father, who is proud that his son actually owns a college. As the film closes, Van Horne is seen walking to his car in the Harmon College parking lot, only to watch it suddenly explode. The "mind-blowing" freak from earlier in the film is revealed as the culprit.

Cast

• Justin Long as Bartleby Gaines
• Jonah Hill as Sherman Schrader
• Blake Lively as Monica Moreland
• Anthony Heald as Dean Richard Van Horne
• Lewis Black as Ben Lewis
• Travis Van Winkle as Hoyt Ambrose
• Diora Baird as Kiki
• Adam Herschman as Glen
• Maria Thayer as Rory Thayer
• Columbus Short as Hands Holloway
• Mark Derwin as Jack Gaines
• Ann Cusack as Diane Gaines
• Hannah Marks as Lizzie Gaines
• Joe Hursley as Maurice / The Ringers
• Sam Horrigan as Mike Welsh
• Robin Lord Taylor as Abernathy Darwin Dunlap
• Jeremy Howard as Freaky student
• Kaitlin Doubleday as Gwynn
• Ross Patterson as Mike McNaughton
• Kellan Lutz as Dwayne
• Brendan Miller as Wayne
• Ray Santiago as Princeton boy
• Greg Sestero as a frat boy (uncredited)

Release

Critical reception

Accepted was released to mostly negative reviews with an average score of 36% from Rotten Tomatoes.^[3] It received 3 out of 5 stars from Allmovie^[4] and a 47 from Metacritic.^[5] The Rotten Tomatoes consensus states "like its characters who aren’t able to meet their potential, Accepted's inconsistent and ridiculous plot gets annoying, despite a few laughs."

Box office

The film opened at No. 5 at the U.S. box office making $10,023,835 in its opening weekend, behind Snakes on a Plane, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby's third weekend, World Trade Center's second, and Step Up's second.^[6]

By the end of its run on October 19, 2006, Accepted had grossed $36,323,505 domestically and $2,181,504 internationally, adding up to a worldwide total of $38,505,009^[2]

Home release

The film was released on DVD on November 14, 2006, in both widescreen and fullscreen formats. The DVD came supplied with deleted scenes and a gag reel.^[7] Accepted was also one of the films released on HD DVD format before the format was discontinued.

Soundtrack

Accepted (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
Soundtrack album by Various
Released	August 8, 2006
Label	Shout Factory

1. "U-Mass" by Pixies
2. "Gravity Rides Everything" by Modest Mouse
3. "The Hives Declare Guerre Nucleaire" by The Hives
4. "Bole 2 Harlem" by Bole 2 Harlem
5. "Eleanor Rigby" by David Schommer featuring David Jensen (originally by The Beatles)
6. "TKO" by Le Tigre
7. "Where Do I Begin" by The Chemical Brothers feat. Beth Orton
8. "Sherman's Way" by David Schommer
9. "Keepin' Your Head Up" by The Ringers
10. "Don't You (Forget About Me)" by David Schommer (Originally by Simple Minds)
11. "Holiday" by Green Day
12. "Let The Drummer Kick" by Citizen Cope
13. "To Be Young (Is To Be Sad, Is To Be High)" by Ryan Adams
14. "You Think We Suck" by Ape Fight

Other songs not included on the soundtrack:

• "Close to Me" by The Cure plays in Bartleby's room whenever the disco ball comes down
• "Holiday" by Green Day. There has been some confusion over the fact that Weezer and Green Day each have a song by the title "Holiday" in the film, but only the Weezer song is on the official soundtrack.
• "Blitzkrieg Bop" by The Ramones. Played at a party held at South Harmon, and Bartleby sings the majority of it on stage. The DVD also features a music video of the song featuring the cast and crew.
• "Blitzkrieg Bop" by Justin Long with The Ringers
• "Don't Stop" by Fleetwood Mac is played during the high school graduation party.
• "I'm Better" by Scott Thomas
• "Sweet Confusion" by Divine Right (band)
• "Spotlight" by The Ringers
• "Walkin' the Walk" by The Daniel May Quartet
• "String Quartet in G, Opus 18" by FLUX Quartet
• "Bridges and Balloons" by Joanna Newsom

See also

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• Camp Nowhere
• F.A.L.T.U., the Hindi remake

References

External links

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• Official website
• Accepted at the Internet Movie Database
• Accepted at AllRovi
• Accepted at the TCM Movie Database
• Accepted at Box Office Mojo
• Accepted at Rotten Tomatoes
• Accepted at Metacritic