Agorapocalypse

• Artist: Agoraphobic Nosebleed
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• Release Date: April 14, 2009
• Type: Lyrics are included with the album, Contains explicit content
• Genre: Rock

Review

If you're looking for pure, undiluted noise metal, then Agoraphobic Nosebleed are certainly the band for you. Ever since their 1998 debut, Honky Reduction, the chaps from Massachusetts always seem more than willing to bludgeon you with sonic terror on a semi-regular basis. And it's rather unsurprising that on their 2009 release, Agorapocalypse, it's much of the same. As with past releases, the songs on Agorapocalypse fly by at a rapid-fire pace (although at 13 songs total, it doesn't come close to matching their 100-song assault from 2003, Altered States of America). And as always, Agoraphobic Nosebleed are good for chuckle-inducing song titles, such as "Dick to Mouth Resuscitation" and "Druggernaut Jug Fuck." Individual standouts are pretty darn hard to select, as the entire album blends together in one massive grindcore blob. But one thing's for sure, if you enjoyed Agoraphobic Nosebleed's previous hijinks, chances are you'll be delighted with Agorapocalypse. ~ Greg Prato, All Music Guide

Tracks

Track Title	Composers	Performers	Time
Timelord Zero (Chronovore)/Agorapocalypse Now		Agoraphobic Nosebleed	(2:25)
Timelord One (Loneliness of the Long Distance Drug Runner)		Agoraphobic Nosebleed	(:56)
Dick to Mouth Resuscitation		Agoraphobic Nosebleed	(1:16)
Moral Distortion		Agoraphobic Nosebleed	(2:00)
Hung from the Rising Sun		Agoraphobic Nosebleed	(2:10)
First National Stem Cell and Clone		Agoraphobic Nosebleed	(3:19)
Question of Integrity		Agoraphobic Nosebleed	(2:30)
Timelord Two (Paradoxical Reaction)		Agoraphobic Nosebleed	(3:03)
Trauma Queen		Agoraphobic Nosebleed	(1:51)
White on White Crime		Agoraphobic Nosebleed	(3:19)
Druggernaut Jug Fuck		Agoraphobic Nosebleed	(2:23)
Ex-Cop		Agoraphobic Nosebleed	(:59)
Flamingo Snuff		Agoraphobic Nosebleed	(2:20)

Credits

Matthew F. Jacobson (Executive Producer), J.B. Randall (Group Member), Richard G. Johnson (Group Member), Orion Landau (Layout Design), Scott Hull (Group Member), Scott Hull (Engineer)