| Track |
Title |
Length |
(Style) Parody of |
Description |
| 1 |
"Jurassic Park" |
3:55 |
"MacArthur Park" by Richard Harris (Composed by Jimmy Webb) |
About the plot of the movie Jurassic Park. |
| 2 |
"Young, Dumb & Ugly" |
4:24 |
Style parody of AC/DC |
About a group of "rebels without a clue" who try to act tough but only look stupid. |
| 3 |
"Bedrock Anthem" |
3:43 |
"Under the Bridge" and "Give It Away" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers |
Discusses someone who wants to be a Flintstone and live in Bedrock, and then lists multiple reasons why. |
| 4 |
"Frank's 2000" TV" |
4:07 |
Style parody of R.E.M.'s early work |
About a man whose neighbor buys a 2000" TV. (Note: A 2000" TV would have a 166.66' (50.8 m) diagonal — a standard 4:3 ratio screen would be 100' (30.48 m) by 133' 4" (40.64 m); almost half the length of a football field, and ten stories high.) |
| 5 |
"Achy Breaky Song" |
3:23 |
"Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus |
About a man who mentions several other groups and artists he would rather hear than Achy Breaky Heart, including Donny and Marie, Barry Manilow, New Kids on the Block, the Village People, Vanilla Ice, the Bee Gees, Debby Boone, ABBA, Slim Whitman, Zamfir, Yoko Ono, and Tiffany. |
| 6 |
"Traffic Jam" |
4:01 |
Style parody of "Let's Go Crazy" Prince (Al's version is nearly identical, even down to the instrumental break; it's very possible this was simply an uncredited parody meant to sneak by Prince, who has constantly refused Yankovic to parody one of his songs.) |
About the perils of being stuck in a traffic jam. |
| 7 |
"Talk Soup" |
4:25 |
Style Parody of "Steam" by Peter Gabriel (With elements of Stevie Wonder) |
About a man who is desperate to appear on Geraldo, Sally Jessy Raphael, or any other daytime talk show and talk about his bizarre relationships, uncommon family relations, and his unusual opinions. |
| 8 |
"Livin' in the Fridge" |
3:35 |
"Livin' on the Edge" by Aerosmith |
A cautionary tale about expired food gaining sentience. |
| 9 |
"She Never Told Me She Was a Mime" |
4:54 |
Original |
About a man who misses the obvious signs his girlfriend is a mime. |
| 10 |
"Harvey the Wonder Hamster" |
0:21 |
Original |
An anthem for the titular character. This song would later be used in The Weird Al Show. |
| 11 |
"Waffle King" |
4:25 |
Style Parody of "Sledgehammer" by Peter Gabriel (with elements of Yes) |
About a man's ascendance to celebrity status through his wondrous waffle recipe, and the resultant ego boost he receives |
| 12 |
"Bohemian Polka" |
3:39 |
"Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen set to a polka beat. |
This is Yankovic's only all-polka song to date that features a single song, as opposed to the polka medleys that appear on most of his other albums. Possibly a tribute to recently deceased Freddie Mercury. |
| 13 |
"Jurashiku Paaku" (Japanese Bonus Track) |
3:55 |
"MacArthur Park" by Richard Harris (Composed by Jimmy Webb) |
About the plot of the movie Jurassic Park, sung by Yankovic in Japanese. |