Allen, Fred A.

Quotes:

"An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission."

"He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone."

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

"A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."

"Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year."

"A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on."

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