Attack of the Killer Kung-Fu Wolf Bitch

"Attack of the Killer Kung-Fu Wolf Bitch" is the sixth episode of the second season of the Adult Swim animated television series The Boondocks and the twenty-first episode overall. It originally aired on November 19, 2007.

Plot

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The episode begins with Granddad trying to find a date through online dating sites (see "Stinkmeaner Strikes Back") but with no more success. He becomes increasingly upset as each date fails to live up to their online photos.

Robert turns to web-cams to better his chances of finding a real "cutie-pie," and a young woman named Luna (voiced by Aisha Tyler) agrees to spend the weekend with the Freeman family. The boys are wary of this sudden, too easy success, and they are soon proven correct.

Luna arrives, and a sight gag shows that she looks just like her photo. However, the mood quickly shifts after Luna reveals she owns fifteen wolves and is a master of "White Lotus Kung-Fu". Huey, being an expert in martial arts himself, knows this to be the "deadliest style" and is freaked out. While Granddad is quite a bit nervous, this soon turns to an object of horror among the family after Luna explains her participation in the mythical secret mixed martial arts master tournament known as the Kumite. Luna herself is quite indifferent to such homicidal tendencies, even going as far to joke about them.

Luna is on her Bluetooth headset with a friend named Nicole (voiced by Tichina Arnold), who gives Luna bad advice for the entire episode, based upon her own bad experinces with men. Luna is portrayed as a person unable to think for herself. Huey decides to test whether Luna is really a martial arts expert, and he gets his butt whupped.

After recovering, Huey and grand dad decide to make up a story to get rid of Luna. On Nicole's advice, a very angry Luna decides to make Robert pay.

In the end, after several funny misadventures, Grand Dad and the kids survive, but Luna, listening to Nicole's advice, blows herself up in her car.