["L, where we going?\" I said, \"Right here\"","Cold forty dogs, smilin' and laughin'","Let's go get some rest, relax by the fire\"","","","All over the restaurant, word is born","Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat","You look like you're tastier than a pipin' hot pizza","And said to her with a devilish grin","With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business","I said, \"How you doin', my name's Big L","I was at the mall, sippin' on a milkshake","That's when I seen her","That's when I seen her","I said to the girl, \"them young boys ain't nothin'","I said to the girl, \"Yo, you look tired","I put the big booty on a bearskin rug","I heard somebody coughin', I checked my watch","But TINA got a big ole butt","So I'm leavin' you","Her name was Tina","But when you get off work, yo, I'll be back\"","BRENDA got a big ole butt","But Tina was erotic, Earl's my witness","I kicked the bass like an NFL punter","Don't ask me how I'm livin', 'cause, yo, I'm living swell","I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock","Because Brian had a nine and he was chillin' in the ride","But TINA got a big ole butt","See ya","I know I told you I'd be true","I paid it no attention, I walked inside","But then again I'm livin' kind of foul","I know I told you I'd be true","I know I told you I'd be true","And scoped the booty like a big game hunter","Too bad you caught me cheatin', but","BRENDA got a big ole butt","She gave me a kiss, I have her a hug","I walked in the place, everybody was lookin'","I said to the waitress, \"I don't men to be rude","That's what time it is, you know what's happenin'","Her name was Brenda","You know what I said","But I'll take you on a platter\"","See ya","But LISA got a big ole butt","So I'm leavin' you","Somebody shouted out, \"I don't care who you are\"","I sat down to eat, ordered my food","So I'm leavin' you","'Cause my girl don't know that I'm out on the prowl\"","","Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel","Tina busted in my house while I was eatin'","But BRENDA got a big ole butt","I felt like a kid in a candy store","My homeboy's jeep, the system blastin'","LISA got a big ole butt","When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies","I pulled in the parkin' lot and parded my car","Who did I see, Oh, yo, it was Brenda","But BRENDA got a big ole butt","Baby hair and bodies built to swing","Layin' like a king on sheets of satin","Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit","So I'm leavin' you","I know I told you I'd be true","","I know I told you I'd be true","I said to my man, \"Stop the jeep\"","I sat my girl down, I couldn't hold it in","What's your name?\" She said, \"My tag says Lisa\"","I know I told you I'd be true","When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek","I went to the high school about three o'clock","Yo, she worked at Red Lobster but I didn't remember","She looked kind of puzzled, I said, \"You'll see\"","I grabbed my pants, put on my Kangol","When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes","So I'm leavin' you","Girls all over, the kind I adore","She had the kind of booty that I'd always remember","And habe her a tip much bigger than a quarter","But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak","Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break","And shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cookin'","I circled it and teased it and made her squeal","","When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat","I was spankin' her and thankin' her, chewin' her and doin' her","On and on to the break 'a dawn","I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak","To try to catch a cutie ridin' my jock","She had a big ole booty, I was doin' my duty","TINA got a big ole butt","She's only senteen but, yo, don't sleep","Laid her on the table and place my order","Playin' the wall, takin' a break","TINA got a big ole butt","But LISA got a big ole butt","She looked at me and said, \"Make yourself clear","She said, \"You got a girl,\" I said, \"It don't matter","LISA got a big ole butt","Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina","I pulled up at ten on the D.O.T","So I'm leavin' you","Admirin' the girls with the bamboo earings","You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button\"","I mean, yo, I admit that my girl's a cutie","I said, \"O.K., you're smart and all that","To make a long story short, I got the digits"]
Performed by: LL Cool J Written by: B Latture; Dwayne Emil Simon; James Todd Smith
Credits: Latture, B (Songwriter); Simon, Dwayne Emil (Songwriter); Smith, James Todd (Songwriter); DEF JAM MUSIC INC (Publisher); EMI VIRGIN MUSIC, INC (Publisher); L.A. POSSE MUSIC INC (Publisher); LL COOL J MUSIC (Publisher); SONY/ATV TUNES LLC (Publisher)
