Black Knight

The Black Knight is a fictional character in the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail. As his name suggests, he is a black knight who guards a tiny bridge for unknown reasons. Although supremely skilled in swordplay, he suffers from unchecked overconfidence and a staunch refusal ever to give up. Though he only appeared in one scene, he has become one of the most popular characters of the entire film^{[citation needed]}.

Overview

In the film, King Arthur (Graham Chapman), accompanied by his trusty serf Patsy (Terry Gilliam), is traveling through a forest when he enters a clearing and observes a fight taking place between a Black Knight (John Cleese) and a Green Knight (also played by Gilliam) by a bridge over a small stream. As he watches, the Black Knight defeats the Green, stabbing his sword straight through the eye slot of the Green Knight's helm(during Arthur's battle with the Black Knight, the Green Knights body is nowhere to be found).

Arthur then congratulates the Black Knight and offers him a place at his court on the Round Table, but he only stands still, holding his sword, and makes no response until Arthur moves to cross the bridge; he then refuses to stand aside. Reluctantly, Arthur fights the Black Knight, and after a short battle the Knight's left arm is severed.

However, even at this the Knight refuses to stand aside, insisting "'Tis but a scratch; I've had worse," and fights on. Next his right arm, which had been holding his sword, is also removed, but he still does not concede. As the Knight is literally disarmed, Arthur assumes the fight is over and kneels to offer a prayer to God. The Black Knight interrupts Arthur's prayer of thanks for his victory by kicking him in the side of the head and accusing him of cowardice; when Arthur points out his injuries he insists "it's just a flesh wound!". In response to the continued kicks and insults, Arthur chops off one of the Black Knight's legs. At this point, Arthur is extremely annoyed at The Black Knights persistence, and angrily asks the Black Knight if he is "going to bleed on me". The Black Knight replies by saying, "I'm invincible!". Arthur finally cuts off the other leg, at which point the Black Knight offers to "call it a draw". Arthur summons Patsy and "rides" away, leaving the Black Knight to scream threats at him ("Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!"), whereupon the scene fades out.

Behind the scenes

According to the DVD audio commentary (Cleese, Palin, Idle audio track), the sequence originated in a story told to Cleese when he was attending an English class during his school days. Two Roman wrestlers were engaged in a particularly intense match and had been fighting for such a substantial length of time that the match had degraded to the two combatants doing little more than leaning into one another with their body weight. When one wrestler finally tapped-out and pulled away from his opponent, it was only then that he and the crowd realized the other man was, in fact, dead and had effectively won the match posthumously. The moral of the tale, according to Cleese's teacher, was that, "If you never give up, you can't possibly lose" - a statement that, Cleese reflected, always struck him as being "philosophically unsound".

Cleese said that the scene would seem heartless and sadistic except for the fact that the Black Knight shows no pain and just keeps on fighting, or trying to, however badly he is wounded. Also, as the scene progresses and Arthur becomes increasingly annoyed, his dialogue lapses from medieval ("You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.") to modern ("Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!"), and finally to just plain sarcastic ("What are you gonna do, bleed on me?!") while the Black Knight remains just as defiant ("I'm invincible!" he yells with only one leg left, to which Arthur simply replies "You're a looney").

This scene is undoubtedly one of the best-known of the entire film. Arguably the most famous line of the scene, "It's just a flesh wound!", has since become an expression used by someone who ignores a fatal flaw or problem, either out of optimism or stubbornness. Although it is unknown where the phrase originates, it notably appeared in an early episode of the Goon Show entitled The Giant Bombardon, broadcast 1954; the Monty Python group has previously confessed to being influenced by the Goons. ^[1]

The Knight was, in fact, played by two actors: John Cleese is in the Knight's armor until he is down to one leg. The Knight is then played by a real one-legged man, a local by the name of Richard Burton, ^[2] a blacksmith who lived near the film shoot (not to be confused with Richard Burton, the Welsh actor of the same name), because, according to the DVD commentary, Cleese couldn't balance well on one leg. After the Knight's remaining leg is cut off, the quadruple-amputee that remains is again Cleese. Cleese still boasts that he had Richard Burton as his stunt double^{[citation needed]}.

Cultural references

• A skill of the Warrior class in Guild Wars Prophecies is called "Victory Is Mine!"
• A skill of the Paragon class in Guild Wars Nightfall is called "It's just a flesh wound!"
• A skill of the Warrior class in Guild Wars Factions is called "None Shall Pass!"
• In Final Fantasy 9, after the player defeats Steiner, he says "Argh, merely a flesh wound!.."
• In Army Men: RTS if one's sniper Bullseye is hit on the run he replies "it's only a flesh wound"
• In the sketch "Achmed the Dead Terrorist" by ventriloquist Jeff Dunham, when Dunham tells Achmed he's dead, the puppet denies this, and when Denham claims him to be all bone, he replies "It's just a flesh wound."
• Appears in Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny by Lemon Demon as one who helps defeat Chuck Norris.
• A cheat in Heroes of Might and Magic III, NWCFleshWound, gives the player an army of black knights
• In Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos, after selecting the Footman unit numerous times, he will say "'Tis only a flesh wound!".
• In World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King, Kologarn, a boss in the raid dungeon Ulduar, makes numerous references to the Black Knight, such as saying "None shall pass!" once aggroed, and "I'm invincible!" once enraged. There is also a Black Knight jousting fight at the Argent Tournament event, which rewards the achievement "It's just a flesh wound." The Black Knight returns later as an instance boss.
• In the FunOrb game Miner Disturbance, one of the possible game over messages upon death by explosives is "Tis only a flesh wound!".
• In Arcanists (another FunOrb game) there is an achievement called "Just a flesh wound", gained by wining a match with only 1 health point left.
• In the PC game Battlechess, using a knight to capture another knight shows a homage to the Black Knight's dismemberment.
• In the game Fable and Fable: The Lost Chapters, guards might say "It's only a flesh wound!" before dying. Also, in Fable, II there is an achievement called "The Black Knight" that has the description: "I guess it wasn't a Flesh Wound"
• In Castlevania: Bloodlines, the first end-of-level boss, Drolta's Mecha Knight, goes through a series of breaking down until it can only kick just like the Black Knight.
• In the Sonic sprite comic, Power Rings, a filler referencing Sonic and the Black Knight has G30FF without his limbs talking to Kamal saying that he thought up of a good joke for the game, Kamal interrupts saying that the entire internet had beaten them. The title for the filler also says "'Tis Only a Flesh Wound".
• In the video game Revolution X, after shooting the last bosses arms and legs off, he will say "It's only a flesh wound."
• In the Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney game, in Episode Five (Rise from the Ashes), Ema Skye says "I-It's merely a flesh wound!" and "I-It's only a flesh wound, Mr. Wright!".
• The Sonic Stadium also referenced this scene when screenshots of Shadow were reveiled for Sonic and the Black Knight.
• In the computer game, Strife: Quest for the Sigil, entering a cheat code for "god mode" will cause the phrase "You're Invincible!" to appear on screen. Retyping the code will negate god mode and cause the phrase "You're a Loony" to then appear.
• In the animated TV movie Billy & Mandy's Big Boogey Adventure, Grim has come to take General Skarr because of a hole straight through Skarr's torso, which he replies, "What, this old thing? Why, it's just a flesh wound."
• In RuneScape, a Java based MMORPG, a character's arm is missing, and says when asked, "It's just a flesh wound!

Notes

1. ^ [1]
2. ^ Richard Burton (IX) at the Internet Movie Database

External links

• Black Knight scene on YouTube
• Black Knight scene on Drunken Squirrel