| # |
Title |
Original airdate |
| 1 |
"Memories of Joe" |
October 19, 2007 (2007-10-19) |
| Carl agonizes over the departure of New York Yankees manager Joe Torre and fondly remembers some times they shared together. Carl wishes him luck. |
| 2 |
"Boston Freakin' Won" |
October 29, 2007 (2007-10-29) |
| Carl explains the insignificance of Red Sox World Series win and how Isiah Thomas is an amateur when it comes to sexual harassment. He also talks about how women should be treated. |
| 3 |
"Brady vs. Manning" |
November 5, 2007 (2007-11-05) |
| Carl is upset at the amount of media attention the Indianapolis Colts vs. New England Patriots game has been receiving, as opposed to his Giants on their bye week. |
| 4 |
"Red is for Losers" |
November 12, 2007 (2007-11-12) |
| Carl is upset at the performance of his New York Giants against the Dallas Cowboys and their selection of red throwback jerseys. He also mentions what a great color he thinks blue is. |
| 5 |
"Let Barry Be Barry" |
November 19, 2007 (2007-11-19) |
| Carl is upset with how the media has been treating slugger Barry Bonds, and thinks he and Barry should be let to be themseleves. Carl also mentions that he got his big musceles from using steroids when he was 13. |
| 6 |
"The BCS" |
November 26, 2007 (2007-11-26) |
| Carl expresses his displeasure with the current state of college football. |
| 7 |
"Mike Vick-tim" |
December 1, 2007 (2007-12-01) |
| Carl offers his thoughts on the Michael Vick sentencing. He also talks about how he and God eat animals. |
| 8 |
"Championships and Porn" |
December 3, 2007 (2007-12-03) |
| Carl is upset that Ohio State was able to back-into the BCS Championship Game. He also talks about that the computers aren't goood for anything except porn. |
| 9 |
"Roid Rage" |
December 17, 2007 (2007-12-17) |
| Carl explains the conspiracy behind the Mitchell Report. |
| 10 |
"Holiday Thoughts and Musings" |
December 24, 2007 (2007-12-24) |
| In the spirit of giving, Carl offers his locks of the week, courtesy of his friend 'Cement Shoes' Minnelli down at the docks. He says he's not as mad on Christmas. He says he doesn't have food money for his mother. |
| 11 |
"Bottle Blonde Broad" |
January 14, 2008 (2008-01-14) |
| Carl takes credit for distracting Tony Romo in the Cowboys playoff loss to the Giants by wearing a Jessica Simpson wig. |
| 12 |
"Giants Win" |
January 21, 2008 (2008-01-21) |
| Carl offers his take on the Giants' NFC Championship Game win over the Green Bay Packers, and specifically kicker Lawrence Tynes. He's so excited that he has to use an oxagen tank to stop him from getting a heart attack of happiness. |
| 13 |
"Giants by 23" |
January 28, 2008 (2008-01-28) |
| Carl predicts his Giants will issue a "Beantown Beatdown" to the New England Patriots in the upcoming Super Bowl XLII. He also says he wants to hear interesting Super Bowl stories, instead of something he already knows. |
| 14 |
"Giants Win the Super Bowl" |
February 4, 2008 (2008-02-04) |
| Carl's New York Football Giants win the Super Bowl, thus inspiring him to change his look. His mustache is gone, and his hair orange colored. |
| 15 |
"Super Bowl '09 Odds" |
February 1, 2009 (2009-02-01) |
| This Super Bowl's outcome is pretty much a foregone conclusion. So, Carl's giving you the odds on some things that might actually be interesting about this game. |
| # |
Title |
Original airdate |
| 16 |
"Carl's Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week" |
October 9, 2009 (2009-10-09) |
| Carl talks about a popular stone lock gate, and introduces some high-tech effects to make his show look better. |
| 17 |
"Vikings vs. Ravens" |
October 16, 2009 (2009-10-16) |
| Carl weighs in on the battle between the Baltimore Ravens and a tired old man who has already retired twice. |
| 18 |
"Patriots vs. Buccaneers" |
October 23, 2009 (2009-10-23) |
| The New England Patriots are headed to London this week and Carl is not that happy about it. |
| 19 |
"Eagles vs. Giants" |
October 30, 2009 (2009-10-30) |
| Carl talks about New York and Philadelphia competing with each other in both Football and the World Series this week. |
| 20 |
"Chiefs vs. Jaguars" |
November 6, 2009 (2009-11-06) |
| Carl takes a stand on a different internet loud mouth: The Kansas City Chiefs' Larry Johnson. |
| 21 |
"Giants vs. Falcons" |
November 20, 2009 (2009-11-20) |
| Carl has some tough talk for the Giants which includes for them to put up or shut up against the Atlanta Falcons or else. |
| 22 |
"Saints vs. Patriots" |
November 27, 2009 (2009-11-27) |
| Carl takes a Thanksgiving dump on the Detroit Lions before shaking down the New Orleans Saints for their beads. |
| 23 |
"Michael Vick and Tiger Woods" |
December 4, 2009 (2009-12-04) |
| With the Eagles visiting Atlanta this week, Carl reflects on what Michael Vick's and Tiger Woods transgressions have taught us about intergrity and sexual oreintation. |
| 24 |
"Bengals vs Vikings" |
December 11, 2009 (2009-12-11) |
| It's that time of the season for Brett Favre... Carl predicts a Viking funeral this Sunday. |
| 25 |
"Colts vs Jaguars" |
December 16, 2009 (2009-12-16) |
| Carl has a message to all the talented footballers out there leading a respectable private life: Stop. |
| 26 |
"Eli, Plaxico and The Big Blue Wrecking Crew" |
December 23, 2009 (2009-12-23) |
| The Giants have really shot themselves in the foot this year, or in Plaxico's case... his thigh. |
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