Album Review:
Do Your Shows Always Suck?
- Release Date: 2007
- Genre: Comedy
- Label: Oglio
- Artist: Andy Dick
- Flags: Contains explicit content
- Rating:
- Styles: Observational Humor, Standup Comedy
- Track Picks: "Cock & Balls," "Dip Your Cock in Vodka," "Squirrels"
Review
This isn't the album to buy if you're curious or "sort of" into Andy Dick. You have to be a major fan to sit through all of Do Your Shows Always Suck?, and while it is hilarious in parts, it is woefully sloppy. Being a scatterbrained, raging bisexual who always has one foot in rehab is Dick's shtick, so it would be silly to expect something tidy, but there are and have been plenty of other reckless comedians who packaged their chaos with the audience in mind. They feel spontaneous; this feels unrehearsed as it rambles off in every direction with long stretches between punch lines. The shocking songs with acoustic guitars are the highlights and they appear with greater frequency on the album's superior second half. Sight jokes aren't edited out and Dick isn't that good of an improviser, either, with any interruption from the audience throwing him off, forcing him to use sick-o potty humor to worm his way out of it. Being there is probably a totally different story since Dick's mannerisms and "look" are important to the whole package. Do Your Shows Always Suck? seems completely unaware of this and even the biggest Andy Dick fan would have to admit he could be packaged much better than this. ~ David Jeffries, All Music GuideTracks
| Track Title | iTunes | Composers | Performers | Time |
| Therapy | Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (2:22) | |
| Squirrels | Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (1:37) | |
| One Friends | Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (0:24) | |
| I'm Adopted | Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (1:00) | |
| Ellen DeGeneres | Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (0:17) | |
| Poke a Hontas | Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (4:40) | |
| Beautiful Urinal | Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (1:25) | |
| Homecoming King | Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (1:29) | |
| Niggers! | Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (2:14) | |
| Water on the Brain | Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (3:08) | |
| Cock & Balls | Paul Henderson, Tim Walsh, Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (1:27) | |
| My Mother | Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (2:56) | |
| Cancerous Testical | Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (1:48) | |
| Look at Me | Andrew Sherman, Tom Bell, Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (3:46) | |
| Ballad of Andy | Andy Dick | (3:51) | ||
| Punkin' Lovin' | Andras Jones | Andy Dick | (2:14) | |
| Before AYDS Came Out | Andras Jones, Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (2:02) | |
| Good Luck with That | Andras Jones, Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (2:27) | |
| Chocolate Martini | Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (1:37) | |
| Little Brown Ring | Andrew Sherman, Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (2:08) | |
| Damn Good Pussy | Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (1:47) | |
| Do You Shows Always Suck? | Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (0:36) | |
| Dirty Sanchez-V-Hot Karl | Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (1:48) | |
| Jerkin' off a Wombat | Andras Jones, Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (2:02) | |
| Trash-Elle | Andras Jones, Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (1:45) | |
| Would You Rather? | Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (0:44) | |
| Another Great Day for Drugs | Andras Jones, Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (2:31) | |
| Mom, You Fucking Whore | Andras Jones, Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (0:39) | |
| Where Did I Go Wrong? | Andras Jones, Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (3:25) | |
| Dip Your Cock in Vodka | Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (2:43) | |
| My Friend Drank So Much Liquor | Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (0:36) | |
| Leonard's Ass Is Bleeding | Tim Walsh, Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (2:09) | |
| Bartender Friendly | Andras Jones, Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (0:49) | |
| Angry Pirate | Andy Dick | Andy Dick | (0:51) |
