Quotes:
"If a woman driver ahead of you signals a left turn, be careful, she may turn left."
- Source Unknown
"That she's the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know she's going somewhere, I stay home. [When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston]"
- Matthew Perry
"A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light."
- Henry Morgan
"I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam."
- Larry King
"It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you."
- Kin Hubbard
"Drive slow and enjoy the scenery -- drive fast and join the scenery."
- Doug Horton
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