["...","They wouldn't give you the time of day","Looking like a tourist attraction","Claimed I was a nasty person","Sailing on my way back here","Was knocked down by a human stampede","","'Cause it's all been said before","Getting desperate indeed I was","Wait a minute","Spent some time feelin' inferior","When all I wanted was a cup of tea, I was accused","By the light of an eastern moon","","Couldn't quote you no Dickens, Shelley or Keats","If you thought you didn't fit in","Every picture tells a story don't it?","","I fell in love with a slit eyed lady","The women I've known I wouldn't let tie my shoe","Didn't have to come here anyway","Combed my hair in a thousand ways","","Shanghai Lil never used the pill","Down along the Left Bank, minding my own","God I was glad I found her","She claimed that it just ain't natural","","People I was glad I found her, oh yes so glad","Well I firmly believe that I didn't need anyone but me","At a time when I was right out of luck","So remember, every picture tells a story don't it?","Make the best out of the bad just laugh it off","Oh my dear I better get out of here","My body stunk but I kept my funk","Daddy said, \"Son you better see the world","French police wouldn't give me no peace","","Paris was a place you could hide away","And if there were words I could tell to you","Got arrested for inciting a peaceful riot","Every picture tells a story don't it?","To help you on the way down the road","Of the things that keep a young man alive","But I came out lookin' just the same","Just remember one thing don't lose your head","","She took me up on deck and bit my neck","But the slit eyed lady knocked me off my feet","","Before the Vatican don't give no sanction, I wasn't running oh no","","Standin' in front of my mirror","I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to leave","I sincerely thought I was so complete","And on the Peking ferry I was feeling merry","To a woman that'll spend your bread\" so I got out","Down in Rome I wasn't getting enough","Every picture tells a story don't it?","","Look how wrong you can be"]
Performed by: Georgia Satellites; Rod Stewart Written by: Rod Stewart; Ronald David Wood
Credits: Stewart, Rod (Songwriter); Wood, Ronald David (Songwriter); ROD STEWART (Publisher); UNICHAPPELL MUSIC INC (Publisher); WARNER-TAMERLANE PUBLISHING CORP (Publisher)
