["","Now you said we didn't need it","Everything is average nowadays","Said it is too different","There's not much to believe in","But everything is of no consequence","So everything is average nowadays","I wouldn't even know how to","Everything is average nowadays","But everyone would do it if they can","Or a sledge and a hill in heavy weather","When everyone would do it if they can","","Not much to believe in","So get your coats, we're leaving","All I need is a ball and a wall","And everything will always stay the same","When everyone is following the craze","When everything is going down the pan","But I don't really see the signs","When everything is going down the pan","We'll just do something else","We'll just do something else","Oh, everything is average nowadays","Of everything is average","When everything is average nowadays","You thought it would be suicide","So get your coats, we're leaving","Oh, everything is average nowadays","'Cos everything is average","Now you say it's getting better","Left up on the shelf","","","Left up on the shelf","A sledge and a hill in heavy weather","","'Cos everyone is sitting on the fence","When everyone is following the craze","We'll just do something else","","So get your coats, we're leaving","","All I need is a ball and a wall","Everything is average nowadays","Left up on the shelf","You thought that we should read it","There's not much to believe in","","You threw away the book of rules"]
Performed by: Kaiser Chiefs Written by: Nicholas Matthew Baines; Nicholas James D Hodgson; James Simon Rix; Andrew Robert White; Charles Richard Wilson
Credits: Baines, Nicholas Matthew (Songwriter); Hodgson, Nicholas James D (Songwriter); Rix, James Simon (Songwriter); White, Andrew Robert (Songwriter); Wilson, Charles Richard (Songwriter); RONDOR MUSIC (LONDON) LTD (ASCAP) (Publisher)
"Everything Is Average Nowadays" is a song by EnglishrockbandKaiser Chiefs and is the ninth track on their second album, Yours Truly, Angry Mob. The song was released as the second single from that album in the United Kingdom on 21 May 2007 (see 2007 in British music).[1] At the band's gig at Shepherds Bush Empire on 3 March that year, singer Ricky Wilson had introduced the song as "the second single from the album", leading to the initial speculation. The single was confirmed on March 25 on the band's website.
The title of the song is often seen as an allusion to the Buzzcocks song "Everybody's Happy Nowadays". It also seems to be heavily influenced by Blur to whom the band is often unfavourably compared. Cult Wirral band Half Man Half Biscuit covered much of the same lyrical ground some 15 years previously with "Everything's AOR".
A live version of the song recorded in Berlin during the band's tour there in November 2006 was released in the United States on 13 March 2007 as part of a promotional disc offered at Best Buy stores.[2] It has been noted by some fans that the version included on the promo CD is actually the studio version, rather than the live version as stated on the card sleeve.[citation needed]
Both the CD and 7" formats of the single were issued at a limited run, and was deleted one week after its' release. [3]