Themes: Disasters at Sea, Fighting the System, Nothing Goes Right
Release Year: 1991
Country: US
Run Time: 81 minutes
MPAA Rating: PG
Plot
In this Navy spoof, a mismatched bunch of sailors are sent to sea as the incompetent crew of the U. S. S. Substandard, a faulty, unfinished submarine. Little does the crew of the Substandard know that the government doesn't intend for them to make it back to shore, as they encounter all kinds of crazy problems. ~ Iotis Erlewine, All Movie Guide
Cast
Billy Barty; Ned Beatty - Admiral Malice; Frank Bonner - Soviet General; Dean Cain - Guy in Bar; G. Smokey Campbell - Shore Patrol; Robert Clotworthy - Submarine; Arthur Cybulski - Soviet Captain; Tom Dahlgren - U.S. Admiral; Chris Demetral - Apple; Hal England - General Telephone; Ivan G'Vera - Soviet Sonar Man; Mark Haining - Shipyard Worker; Rif Hutton - Dr. Friendly; Tyrone Jones - Quizby; Clayton Landey - O'Neill; Richard Masur - Defense Contractor; Roddy McDowall - Secretary of Defense/Mr. Neighbor; Nicholas Mele - Wimmer; Joe Namath - Captain Joe Namath; Andrew Parks - Shore Patrol; Bill Pullman - Captain Biff Banner; Dennis Redfield - Turbo; Lou Richards - Skiff; Ernie Sabella - The Mole; Wendy Schaal - Jan Michaels; Dianne Turley Travis - Secretary to Wedgewood; Robert Vaughn - Wedgewood; Elmarie Wendel - Sonar; Michael Winslow - Reporter; Bud Cort; Darryl Zarubica - Soviet Sub Technician; Alan Toy - U.S. Tracking Technician; Tom Fuccello - General Leegood; Richard Kuhlman - Guy in Bar; John Moschitta - Defense Contractor; Andrea Stein - Soviet General; Shawne Zarubica - Tour Guide; Richard Carlyle - General Air Quality
Credit
David F. Klassen - Art Director, Randolph Davis - Co-producer, Fionn - Costume Designer, Mark W. Travis - Director, Paul Seydor - Editor, David Michael Frank - Composer (Music Score), Richard B. Lewis - Production Designer, Victor Hammer - Cinematographer, Fred T. Gallo - Producer, Darryl Zarubica - Producer, Cheryal Kearney - Set Designer, Randolph Davis - Screenwriter, Darryl Zarubica - Screenwriter