| "Hooked on Monkey Fonics" | |
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![]() Cartman learns phonics. |
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| Episode no. | Season 3 Episode 13 |
| Written by | Trey Parker |
| Directed by | Trey Parker |
| Production no. | 313 |
| Original airdate | November 10, 1999 |
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"Hooked on Monkey Fonics" is episode 13 of season 3 of Comedy Central's animated series South Park. It originally aired on November 10, 1999. It features issues of homeschooling and phonics, the language-learning method.
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Plot
In preparation for a spelling bee, Cartman's mother buys him a "Hooked on Monkey Fonics" system. While at the spelling bee, the children face stiff competition from two homeschooled children, Rebecca and Mark Cottswalds. Cartman asks the monkey to help him spell his word, chair, but instead the monkey starts to masturbate, and Cartman misspells it as chare. In the final round, Kyle is unable to spell his word Krocsyldiphithic correctly and Rebecca and Mark are declared the champions.
Mark becomes intrigued by the interactions he sees between Cartman, Kyle, and Stan, and begs his father to be allowed to attend public school. His father objects but relents. At the school, Mark is tormented for his haughty attitude and superior knowledge, and ends up duct taped to a bench. This prompts Mark's father to speak with the adults in the bar about the incident. The adults are quick to dislike him as much as the kids dislike Mark, and they proceed to duct tape Mark's father to one of the bar's benches.
Meanwhile, Kyle develops a crush on Rebecca, wooing her through methods. Ultimately he convinces her to explore the world of public schooling, and she agrees to go to the South Park Bay of Pigs Memorial Dance with him. He also explains what love is to her and, out of curiosity, she asks Kyle if she can experiment a kiss with him.
After questioning Mark about why he has never been seen before and why he doesn't attend school like the other children, Cartman is introduced to the concept of home schooling. The idea of never having to go to school appeals to him greatly, and, using Mr. Garrison's condescending remarks towards him as an excuse, demands to be home schooled himself. To him, this involves a regimen of sleeping in and sitting in bed while snacking and watching television.
At the dance, the band Dio plays its song "Holy Diver" (with the Phonics Monkey - who had earlier killed Kenny - quietly joining in on drums). The boys of the school hatch a plan to duct tape Mark to the flagpole (while the adults also hatch a similar plan for Mark's father). When Rebecca shows up dressed and acting like a slut (confusing a kiss with something you do with everyone, and kissing every boy because she likes the way it feels), Mark attacks Kyle for doing this to his sister. The other boys perceive this as cool and finally accept him. Rebecca and Mark earn the opportunity to regularly attend public school from their parents. Mark's father, however, is still duct taped to the flagpole by the adults, regardless of his change in attitude and opinion.
Cultural references
The character of Rebecca is based on Rebecca Sealfon who won the 1997 Scripps National Spelling Bee. She is one of the most well-known spelling bee winners, spelling her final word, "euonym," by screaming out each letter. She also displayed the odd habit of covering her mouth and whispering each letter before saying it, which was parodied in the episode as well.[1]
References
- ^ Jonann Brady (1 June 2006). "Spelling Bee Champs: Where Are They Now?". ABC News. http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=2026770. Retrieved 9 December 2009.
External links
| Preceded by “Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery” |
South Park episodes | Followed by “The Red Badge of Gayness” |
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