How to Murder Your Wife is a Technicolor 1965 American comedy film starring Jack Lemmon and Virna Lisi. The film was directed by Richard Quine, who also directed Lemmon in My Sister Eileen, It Happened to Jane, Operation Mad Ball and Bell, Book and Candle.
Plot summary
Stanley Ford (Jack Lemmon) is a successful, happily unmarried cartoonist enjoying the comforts of a well-to-do existence in an urban townhouse, including the services of his loyal and attentive valet, Charles Firbank (Terry-Thomas). Stanley's comic strip, Bash Brannigan, is a secret-agent thriller characterized by a high level of realism: no matter how outrageous the plot may seem, Stanley will not allow Brannigan to do anything physically impossible or use gadgets that don't exist. He hires actors and sets up elaborate enactments of storylines, playing Brannigan himself, with Charles taking photographs which are used as models for the cartoon's art.
Stanley lives a carefree bachelor's life, attending wild parties and chasing attractive young women. However, whilst attending a bachelor party for his friend Tobey Rawlins (Max Showalter), Stanley becomes very drunk and proposes to a beautiful Italian girl (Virna Lisi) who steps out of a large cake wearing a bikini. An equally drunken judge (Sidney Blackmer) performs an impromptu wedding ceremony. The next morning, Stanley wakes up with the girl, who is now his wife, lying naked in bed next to him. He asks his lawyer Harold Lampson (Eddie Mayehoff) to arrange a divorce, but Lampson informs him that this is impossible without legal justification.
Stanley's new bride is cheerful, affectionate, and sexy, but she does not speak English. To learn the language, she spends time with Harold's manipulative, henpecking wife Edna (Claire Trevor), who speaks Italian. In the process, she also learns Edna's overbearing ways. Meanwhile, Charles, who has a policy of not working for married couples, takes a new job with Rawlins, who was jilted by his bride. With Charles replaced by Mrs. Ford, Stanley's bathroom fills with beauty products and lingerie, and Stanley is kept awake by the television, which his wife watches to learn English. To make matters worse, her high-calorie Italian cuisine causes his weight to balloon, and she informs him that her mother will come from Rome to live with them.
Adjusting to his new marital status, Stanley changes his Bash Brannigan cartoon from the exploits of a secret agent to a household comedy, The Brannigans, again using elements from his real life. The strip turns Bash into a bumbling idiot and is wildly successful. However, Mrs. Ford continues to intrude on Stanley's lifestyle. Increasingly irritated by the restrictions of married life, Stanley calls a meeting of his associates at his all-male health club. When Edna learns of the meeting, she telephones Mrs. Ford and arouses her suspicions about Stanley's activities. Mrs. Ford then sneaks into the club, with the result that Stanley is banned from the club for violating its "no women" policy.
Feeling a need to vent his frustrations, Stanley concocts a plot in his comic strip to kill Brannigan's wife by drugging her with "goofballs" and burying her in "the goop from the gloppitta-gloppitta machine" at a construction site next to their home. As always, he enacts the events before drawing the strip, but after drugging his wife, he uses a department-store manikin for the burial.
Mrs. Ford sees the cartoon describing Stanley's murder plan, realizes that her husband does not want her, and leaves without a trace. After reading the cartoon in the newspapers, the police conclude that Stanley actually murdered his wife. Stanley is arrested and charged with murder, and his cartoons are used as prosecution evidence at the subsequent trial. When the trial appears to be headed for a conviction, Stanley takes up his own defense and pleads justifiable homicide, appealing to the all-male jury's frustrations regarding their own wives, and is acquitted.
Stanley finds his wife in bed when he goes home. He has come to appreciate her, and, after he puts her wedding ring back on her finger, they are reconciled. Meanwhile, Charles meets Mrs. Ford's attractive mother who, like Charles, has a space between her front teeth. The film ends as Charles closes the door to her room in front of the camera so they can share an amorous moment alone.
The comic strip
The comic strip art in the film was credited to Mel Keefer. Alex Toth did a teaser comic that ran in the Hollywood Reporter and several newspapers for ten days as advertising for the film in Keefer's style. Mel Keefer spent most of his career in the world of newspaper syndicated comics, drawing strips such as Perry Mason, Mac Divot, and Rick O'Shay.
Cast
Notes
- Virna Lisi admitted that she had a big crush on Jack Lemmon and that she found it very easy to kiss and cuddle him in the film. These scenes happen a lot in the film as Mrs. Ford is obviously devoted to Stanley. Indeed, in her first speech she reveals (among many other things) that she fell in love with him at first sight and was overjoyed at his proposal.
- Mrs. Ford's first name is never given; even her mother (also played by Virna Lisi) simply says, in Italian, "I'm Mrs. Ford's mother." This could be down to the connection that George Axelrod wrote the script to this film and The Seven Year Itch, in which Marilyn Monroe's character is simply called 'The Girl'.
Memorable quotes
Stanley Ford: My God, you're Italian!
Charles: This is Mr Ford's shower - thermostatically controlled at Mr Ford's body temperature: ninety-eight point *seven*!
Stanley Ford: Gentlemen, I did it. I killed her. I murdered my wife.
Stanley Ford: Listen, Charles. She's in love so she's never going to agree to a divorce. So we're left with only one choice...murder.
Charles: Murder?
Stanley Ford: Murder.
Charles: ...I say, good show, sir! Absolutely bang on!
[after Stanley runs to 'comfort-drink' with a cocktail, after hearing his mother-in-law is coming to visit]
Mrs Ford: No! No cocktail. Edna teach me say: 'No cocktail!'
Awards
- Jack Lemmon won the Golden Laurel for Male Comedy Performance at the Laurel Awards.
- Claire Trevor was nominated for Golden Laurel for Female Supporting Performance.
- Jack Lemmon was also nominated for BAFTA Film Award for Best Foreign Actor.
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