["Oooh baby you want me?","I'm, I'm a dirty dog","Baseball bats (Baseball bats)","Oooh baby you want me?","I'm a dirty dog","I take 'em to my home, they call it the cock pit","And I got it from home (I got it from home)","I'm just straight ill","It goes bla ka ka kat (You know what that is)","Quick on the draw (Quick on the draw)","It's so real","Now you can get this lap dance here for free","Oooh baby you want me?","While the government is soundin' like strippers to me","Oooh baby you want me?","Dirty Dog","Now you can get this lap dance here for free","Oooh baby you want me?","Well you can get this lap dance here for free","Now you can get this lap dance here for free","When you think of Harvey, think of a Harley","Oooh baby you want me?","Well you can get this lap dance here for free","And I dare a mother fucker to come in my face","Chicks nick-name me prador, they get high of my dick","Oooh baby you want me?","So I dare a motherfucker to come in my face","I'm an outlaw (I'm an outlaw)","","Blue denim, spiked wrists and crombie","Well you can get this lap dance here for free","Well you can get this lap dance here for free","Now you can get this lap dance here for free","Dirty Dog","Dirty Dog","You can find me drunk, whip it it might crash","Oooh baby you want me?","Find me in court smokin' that nice grass","Now you can get this lap dance here for free","It's a raw night (It's a raw night)","Well you can get this lap dance here for free","","I got somethin' chrome (I got somethin' Chrome)","They keep sayin' but I don't wanna hear it","Lap-screws and tattoos that's all me","Who wants to bar fight? (Who wants to bar fight?)","Now that's first class fuckin, and that' some fly shit","And I dare a mother fucker to come in my face","And it ain't a microphone (Ain't it a mic!)","Or find me chillin with crackers, who like Clash","","Fuck with me? Not hardly baby","Oooh baby you want me?","I'm, I'm a dirty dog","It's how I feel","Burnin' the flag, all in the name of white trash","","","Oooh baby you want me?","I'm a dirty dog","That makes a nigga wanna kill","Now you can get this lap dance here for free","It's this society","Time for take off, their panties they drop quick","That makes a nigga wanna kill","They keep sayin' but I don't wanna hear it","I got somethin' for that (I got somethin' for that)","While politicians is soundin' like strippers to me","It's How I Feel","Ridin' my motorcycle down the streets","And I dare a mother fucker to come in my face","","Well you can get this lap dance here for free","It's so real","I'm just straight ill","It's this society","Oooh baby you want me?","Oooh baby you want me?","Two guns, both arm's feelin' like Fonzie","And you know the flow, im Godly baby","It's Harvey baby, Christ on the arm I'm gnarly baby","Somethin' you've never seen before (Never Seen)","Ridin' my motorcycle down the streets","So lets party baby","Well come on alright (Well come on)"]
Performed by: N*E*R*D; N.E.R.D.; N.E.R.D. (Featuring Lee Harvey & Vita); N.E.R.D. (Neptunes); Nerd
Written by: Chad Hugo; Gene Thornton; Pharrell Williams
Credits: Hugo, Chad (Songwriter); Thornton, Gene (Songwriter); Williams, Pharrell (Songwriter); CHASE CHAD MUSIC (Publisher); EMI APRIL MUSIC INC. (Publisher); EMI BLACKWOOD MUSIC INC. (Publisher); GENMARC (Publisher); WATERS OF NAZARETH INC (Publisher)
A remix of "Lapdance" by Trent Reznor appeared on the compilation Spin This. Although it is censored, an uncensored version of the remix is available on a rare promo single disc.
In the 2009 video game DJ Hero, "Lapdance" is mixed with two songs: "The Big Beat" by Billy Squier and "Rockit" by Herbie Hancock. The latter was mixed by DJ Grandmaster Flash.