List of Little Britain episodes

Sketches include:

• Vicky Pollard is in court for shoplifting.
• Ray Macoony tells some people how to make his soup.
• Emily goes to the swimming pool.
• Mr Mann visits Roy's shop. 

1. Vicky Pollard is in trouble with teacher.
2. Sebastian Love is jealous of another MP.
3. Emily Howard visits a pub and finds an admirer.
4. For Andy's birthday, Lou takes him to the opera.
5. At Kelsey Grammar School, the teacher tells the pupils to read Dickens.
6. Jason meets Gary's grandmother and falls in love.
7. The pianist wonders if he's still got the plastic bag he brought with him.
8. Kenny Craig goes on a date.
9. Jeremy Rent has a part in Macbeth for Dennis Waterman.
10. Marjorie Dawes talks to FatFighters about cravings.
11. Ray McCooney makes his soup.
12. Lou takes Andy to the swimming pool.
13. Daffyd Thomas finds out that there is another gay in the village, and does a gay test.
14. Vicky Pollard has done her essay but the teacher is not happy with it.
15. Two minstrells listion to an anti-minstrel politician.
16. Ian and Ian with most Beans in a bath.

1. Daffyd Thomas with "I want my Gay Times!"
2. Lou takes Andy out for dinner, with Andy wearing a smurf outfit.
3. Vicky Pollard is accused of pushing a young girl into a swimming pool.
4. Test at Kelsey Grammer School (part one)
5. Dr Lawrence is in his office informing an inspector how the Steven Spielberg institute is run and Anne is making a mess!
6. Sebastian and the Prime Minister with the opinion polls.
7. Dr Lawrence shows the inspector the gardens and Anne does some gardening!
8. The test continues at Kelsey Grammer School (part two)
9. Lou builds something for Andy to do toilet, only while Lou isn't there.
10. Dame Sally Markham finishes "The Lady in White" and "The Lady in Mauve".
11. David Soul is asked to visit a sick child in hospital.
12. Marjorie Dawes defends FatFighters against an "anonymous" rip off, and invites FatFighters Slimmer of the Year Cliff Roberts.
13. Dr Lawrence continues his tour in the canteen where Anne makes a mess.
14. Jason is invited over to Gary's for Sunday lunch.
15. The test comes to an end at Kelsey Grammer School (part three)
16. Clive and his wife Liz go to a restaurant where Liz brags on about a past fame.
17. Les McKeown performs some songs for the sick child and her parents.
18. A retried policeman gives a young person a driving test.
19. Ian and Ian with the world's tallest man.

1. The Prime Minister and Sebastian skim through the newspapers.
2. Vicky Pollard tries to buy alcohol in a pub.
3. Andy and Lou buy a cone without ice cream.
4. Mr Cleaves introduces a new student at Kelsey Grammar School.
5. Kenny Craig plays Scrabble with his mother.
6. Two minstrels try to rent a room.
7. The FatFighters divide food that is high in fat from food that is low in fat from food.
8. Mr Cleaves introduces another new student at Kelsey Grammer School.
9. A pianist wonders what time does Sainsbury's shut at night.
10. Daffyd Thomas complains that the village has nothing for gays.
11. Andy and Lou go to the video shop.
12. Emily Howard tries to rent a room.
13. Bernard Chumley receives a visit from a young actor.
14. Ray McCooney is visited by a reviewer.
15. Mr Cleaves introduces yet another new student at Kelsey Grammar School.
16. Dame Sally Markham tries to stretch syllables.
17. Denver Mills is going to give a talk about lepra.
18. Ian and Ian with hard boiled egg eating.

1. Daffyd Thomas has a new hairdresser, who is also gay.
2. Emily Howard gets an X-ray taken.
3. Andy refuses to go to the toilet at the pub.
4. Anne takes up a Saturday job as a librarian.
5. Vicky Pollard is at court for shoplifting.
6. Matthew Waterhouse with "agrams".
7. Mr Cleaves want his students to do impossible calculations.
8. Sandra enters her son Ralph into an audition for a commercial.
9. Anne helps Dr Lawrence at the library.
10. Marjorie Dawes wants her mother to be taken into a "home".
11. Des Kaye treats a costumer in a weird way.
12. Anne throws her loan down the drain.
13. Royal correspondent Peter Andre is sacked from the BBC.
14. Andy wants a chocolate.
15. A man has a heart attack at the opera.
16. Ray McCooney serves afternoon tea to tourists.
17. Dame Sally Markham wants Miss Grace to copy from an already written book.
18. Dennis Waterman congratulates Jeremy Rent with his birthday.
19. Liz annoys other customers with her stories about having been Mollie Sugden's bridesmaid.
20. Ian and Ian with the world record for smoking.

1. Vicky Pollard is summoned to the principal’s office.
2. Lou and Andy buy a snake.
3. The Prime Minister gives a press conference after the resignation of a member of his cabinet.
4. Meera is absent at FatFighters, because she is undergoing a liposuction treatment.
5. Edward explains Samantha how much he loves her by using a blackboard.
6. A young pupil gets informed by a robot how realistic his career opportunities are.
7. Lou takes Andy to the library.
8. Edward and Samantha plan to spend the night together.
9. Bernard Chumley gets a visit from Meals on Wheels.
10. Peter Andre is denied access to the royal party.
11. Kenny Craig hypnotizes a man in order to get him to buy some of his possessions.
12. David Waterman tries to get a record deal.
13. Daffyd Thomas has a test at a sexual clinic.
14. Denver Mills prepares for a speech at a state school.
15. Lou and Andy visit Maria in hospital.
16. Eilene comforts her bereaved sister Janet.
17. Des Kaye introduces himself to a new employee.
18. Ian and Ian with the world record for the biggest house of cards

1. The Prime Minister receives the chancellor.
2. Dennis Waterman is offered a part in a new series of Minder.
3. Vicky Pollard goes to the doctor.
4. Denver Mills makes an after dinner speech to policemen.
5. Lou and Andy buy a card for Andy's brother, Declan's birthday.
6. Marjorie Dawes at the supermarket.
7. Ray McCooney’s television gets fixed.
8. Anne visits Dr Lawrence's home for the weekend.
9. Des Kaye meets up with Dicky Bubble.
10. Andy wants Lou to take him on holiday to Helsinki.
11. Mr Cleaves makes some announcements.
12. Sandra and Ralph go to the offices of the Royal Shakespeare Company.
13. Anne joins Dr Lawrence's family for lunch.
14. The pianist forgot to set the video for Room 101.
15. Dame Sally Markham is writing another book which includes the Bible in full.
16. Matthew Waterhouse visits a cereal company.
17. Lou and Andy are getting ready for Maria's funeral.
18. Whitelaw visits a the charity shop.
19. Anne throws a guinea pig out of the window
20. Emily meets a man from her past at the seafront.
21. Ian and Ian have lost the subject of a world record attempt.

1. Vicky Pollard is visited by a social worker.
2. Mr Mann desires to buy a pirate memory game.
3. Marjorie Dawes asks the FatFighters to imagine themselves naked.
4. Lou paints Andy’s room red.
5. Len Boothe gives a tour around the village of Pove.
6. Myfanwy and David have organized a gay night at the local pub.
7. Edward talks about Samantha with her parents.
8. Bernard Chumley reports the death of his sister Kitty.
9. Matthew Waterhouse has a few ideas for new board games.
10. Mr Cleaves introduces himself to his students.
11. Edward and Samantha have dinner with Samantha’s parents.
12. Sandra makes Ralph do audition for Bugsy Malone.
13. Sebastian wants to stay in the Prime Minister’s hotel room.
14. Lou has bought Andy a new wheelchair.
15. Margaret might have found a pirate memory game.
16. Jason is left alone with Gary’s grandmother.
17. Edward informs Samantha of his upcoming absency.
18. Ian and Ian with the largest mince pie.

1. Emily Howard helps fixing an ice-cream van.
2. Myfanwy goes on a date.
3. Boris is babysitter.
4. Vicky Pollard gives a speech at her old school.
5. Lou and Andy make a bonfire with Andy's old things.
6. Boris’ babysitting session comes to a close.
7. Mr Cleaves returns the work after a disastrous test.
8. Ray McCooney is visited by tax inspectors.
9. Dame Sally Markham writes a book with the help of the radio.
10. FatFighters is checked by someone from the headquarters.
11. The pianist receives a text message on his cellphone.
12. Gary’s grandmother is visited by Jason.
13. Liz and Clive meet Mollie Sugden.
14. The Prime Minister meets with his Italian colleague.
15. Andy shoplifts.
16. Ian and Ian with the most people in a mini-car.

1. Vicky Pollard - Stealing from the supermarket.
2. Emily Howard - Emily and Florence take a trip to a café.
3. Bubbles DeVere - Avoids Paying Charges at Hill Grange Health Spa.
4. Lou and Andy - Andy stars on The Price Is Right.
5. Maggie and Judy - Judging the Jams at the fête.
6. Daffyd Thomas - Daffyd comes out, to his parents.
7. Marjorie Dawes - Q&A with Vanessa Feltz at Fat Fighters.
8. Carol Beer - Computer Says No.
9. Harvey Pincher - Bitty [Fowler is cool].
10. Mr Mann - Looking to meet a woman.
11. Sebastien and Michael - The Opposition arrives for a chat.
12. Maggie and Judy - Enjoying a fairy cake and a cup of tea.
13. Lou and Andy - They visit the pond to feed the ducks, Andy has trouble with the youths.

1. Emily and Florence buying a wedding dress
2. Prime Minister talking to USA President
3. Bubbles DeVere tries to avoid paying the bill at the Spa by hiding in the solarium
4. Lou meets Andy's girlfriend
5. Linda Flint helps a student
6. Anne working in a bowling alley
7. Pat and Paul of the Fat Fighters announce they have been seeing each other
8. Daffyd sells his stuff on a fair
9. Linda Flint helps another student
10. Harvey Pincher is breast-fed in a restaurant
11. A child wishes to open a bank account at Carol Beer's
12. Vicky Pollard is roller skating
13. Dennis Waterman at his agent
14. Linda Flint helps another student
15. Mr. Mann wishes to rent a video
16. Maggie and Judy eating a cake
17. Lou and Andy get lost, Andy escapes on a horse

1. Vicky Pollard smokes in a bus
2. Lou and Andy go ice-skating
3. Robbery in a jewellery shop
4. Mr. T's lookalike in a gym
5. Emily and Florence taking a walk, Emily playing football with children
6. Meera of the Fat Fighters wins a lottery
7. Prime Minister meets an old friend (played by Jamie Theakston), Sebastian is very jealous
8. Kenny Craig tries to hypnotize his mother
9. Anne is feeding the ducks
10. Mr Mann wishes to buy a birthday card
11. Two policemen tell the wrong lady that her husband is dead (part 1)
12. Dennis Waterman is offered a job
13. Two policemen tell the lady her husband is dead (part 2)
14. Daffyds brother comes out to him
15. Andy moves a car with his hands

1. Vicky Pollard pretends to be an eyewitness of a robbery
2. Judy and Maggie at the Annual Carol Service
3. A man in a shop with curious shop assistant
4. A man in a restaurant (part 1)
5. Emily and Florence go to the ballet
6. Andy goes to the church dressed as baby Jesus
7. Anne stars in a stageplay
8. Marjorie takes the Fat Fighters for a meal into a restaurant
9. Daffyd establishes a gay, lesbian & bisexual section in the local library
10. A man in a restaurant (part 2)
11. Prime Minister and his wife wish to announce her pregnancy
12. A young couple at Carol Beer's
13. Harvey Pincher and his fiancee meet their wedding caterer
14. Kenny Craig bumps into a car on a parking lot
15. A man in a restaurant (part 3)
16. Mr. Mann is looking for a book
17. Bubbles DeVere brings a check to the manager of the Spa
18. Andy climbs up on a tree

1. Lou and Andy go bowling
2. Vicky Pollard is trying to skip the queue to go backstage
3. Emily and Florence play tennis in mixed doubles
4. A lady at the psychiatrist's (part 1)
5. Marjorie launches a range of low fat puddings
6. A lady treats construction workers like dogs
7. A lady at the police station
8. Prime Minister has a TV interview
9. A man at the psychiatrist's (part 2)
10. Kenny Craig and his girlfriend wake up after a night spent together
11. A man in a restaurant
12. Drug rehab center
13. Anne shows the doctor her drawings
14. Dennis Waterman is offered a job
15. Carol Beer is invited to go out with her co-workers
16. Myfanwy gets married with her girlfriend, what shocks Daffyd
17. Lou and Andy go to France

1. Andy meets a girl in a wheelchair and pushes her downhill
2. Vicky Pollard is hanging out with her boyfriend
3. 2 girlfriends in a restaurant, talking about men (part 1)
4. A new priest from USA arrives to a church
5. Pat and Paul bring some food to the Fat Fighters club
6. Kenny Craig performing (part 1)
7. Daffyd and the Gay Rugby League
8. The end of Kenny Craig's performance (part 2)
9. 2 girlfriends in a restaurant, talking about men (part 2)
10. Harvey Pincher and his fiancee get married
11. Dennis Waterman is offered to play in Star Wars
12. Bubbles DeVere is hitting on a man
13. Mr. Mann wishes to buy a record
14. 2 girlfriends in a restaurant, talking about men (part 3)
15. Maggie and Judy at 'Bring and Buy' sale
16. Prime Minister and Sebastian dancing together on a Christmas party
17. Andy jumps into the sea while Lou is buying him ice cream

1. Bubbles - Breakfast with Roman and Desiree
2. Lou and Andy - Aquarium
3. Dudley and Ting Tong - Ting Tong arrives
4. Vicky Pollard - Dance off
5. Mrs Emery - Supermarket / jumble sale
6. Emily and Florance - Facial hair problem
7. Sir Norman Fry - Drive in Kings Cross
8. Carol - Flight to Toronto with vegetarian meal
9. Daffyd - Rent boy
10. Anne on Stars in their Eyes (Cat Deeley guest stars)
11. Linda - BALD EGG!
12. Marjorie - Spray tan
13. Sebastian and Michael - Arms to Iran
14. Lou and Andy - Air Show

1. Lou and Andy - You say we pay
2. Mrs Emery - Post office
3. Vicky Pollard - Chat line
4. Dudley and Ting Tong - Lady boy
5. Bubbles - Steam room with Roman and Desiree
6. Linda - Magnum PI
7. Marjorie - Derek the fitness trainer
8. Leonard - Cup of tea
9. Daffyd - Girlfriend
10. Mr Mann - Roy's Painting Shop
11. Pat and Don - King Prawn Vindaloo
12. Judy and Maggie - New kidney
13. Sebastian and Michael - Prime Minister's questions
14. Lou and Andy - Thames Cruise

1. Vicky Pollard - PR agent's office
2. Lou and Andy - breast enlargement
3. Anne - Pianist
4. Carol - Travel agent - Golden wedding anniversary cruise
5. Dudley and Ting Tong - Trivial Pursuit
6. Sir Norman Fry - Toilet on Hamstead Heath
7. Marjorie Dawes - Charlie Slater (Derek Martin guest stars)
8. Lette - Birthday present
9. Bubbles - Massage
10. Orville - supermarket
11. Pat and Don - Jalfrezi
12. Sebastian and Michael - Affair scandal
13. Alan, Donkey Hospice Collector - old couple
14. Maggie and Judy - Parish newsletter
15. Lou and Andy - Missing Dogtanian

1. Mrs Emery - Library
2. Emily and Florance - Stag party
3. Dudley and Ting Tong - Mother
4. Bubbles - Steam room/supermarket
5. Warren (Dying Man)
6. Carol - Travel agent - Priest, film island
7. Marjorie Dawes - Baby
8. Sid Pegg - Gypsies
9. Daffyd - Election
10. Linda - "Ali Bonga" (Hindu)
11. Mr Mann - Problem feet magaazine
12. Sebastian and Michael - Moustache
13. Maggie and Judy - Dogs
14. Lou and Andy - Frisbee

1. Lou & Andy - Making patio
2. Carol - Travel agent - Insurance
3. Vicky Pollard - Babysiting
4. Linda - Mole
5. Sir Norman Fry - Sobomites dating website
6. Marjorie - Demotivators slideshow
7. Vicky Pollard - Babysitting - Return of parents
8. Ashraf (Horse Whisperer) - Computer shop
9. Daffyd - Get job!
10. Sid Pegg - Self defence
11. Mr Mann - Fancy dress shop
12. Lou and Andy - Rugby match
13. Sebastian and Michael - Arab-Israeli treaty
14. Emily and Florance - Baby in pram

1. Vicky Pollard - Lottery win
2. Bubbles - Acupuncture
3. Carol - Computer says yes
4. Lou & Andy - Mrs Mead
5. Emily and Florence - Fred
6. Linda - Fatty fatty boom boom
7. Andy & Mrs Mead - Cleaning
8. Mrs Emery - Doctor's appointment
9. Marjorie Dawes - Sorry
10. Linda - Cast of Fraggle Rock
11. Leonard - Dinner
12. Andy & Mrs Mead - Dinner
13. Daffyd - London
14. Anne - Christmas decorations
15. Dudley and Ting Tong - Thai restaurant
16. Sebastian - PM resignation
17. Andy & Mrs Mead - Out for a walk
18. Lou & Andy (post credits) - Lou returns