Here are some facts about martial arts superstar Chuck Norris: • Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. • Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. • There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. • Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.