["(Say what?)","I'm double XL so I call 'em my 'Eye Candy'","Sent back in time and I've never lost my mojo","Hope all is well kiss the plantiff and the wifey","","Scheme, scheme, plot, plot","(Tell 'em)","Ludacris sit down and take over the whole world","(Why not man?)","(Alright)","(What you doin' man?)","","My music sticks in fans veins like an IV","I'm on the rise so many people despise me","Woa don't slip up or get got","Luda","","I'm a bull in this industry man","","","Brush my shoulder and I pop my collar","Make music for mini-me's models and fat bastards","","The Luda-meister got 'em feelin so randy","I'm comin' for that number one spot","If I get caught bail out po-po I tell 'em holla","I'm comin' for that number one spot","Rappers swearin' they on top","Scheme, scheme, plot, plot","","","It gets meaner and meaner each time baby","(Alright)","Rappers swearin' they on top","","","(Say what?)","(Alright man)","But I'm comin' for they number one spot","(That's right)","Nobody light-skinded reppin' harder since Ice-T","Explorer like Dora these swipers can't swipe me","Respected highly hi Mr. O'Reilly","Jacuzzi's hot, cristal is so cold","A pig in a blanket, a smoke and a pancake","I think I'd rather walk down and get 'em all","Ready to break the steerin' column on yo Impala","My whole aura's so mean in my white tee","They strip off my clothes and tell me \"Get in my belly\"","I crush mics until my hand breaks","(What you doin' man?)","","(Say what?)","I'm never goin' nowhere so don't try me","I'm comin' for that number one spot","Feelin' real good too","Yeah baby yeah","Then shag now and shag later till these women can't stand straight","Father, father and hey I love gold","I'm comin' for that number one spot","","Rappers swearin' they on top","Scheme, scheme, plot, plot"," (Holla at 'em man)","Back again","You know what I'm talkin 'bout right? Look","","(What you doin' man?)","It's a celebration and everyone should invite me","But I'm comin' for they number one spot","But can buy anything I want from the records I've sold","Got party ammunition for those tryin' to surprise me","Woa don't slip up or get got","Causin' lyrical disasters it's the master","(Alright man)","I'm comin' for that number one spot","(Why not man?)","Now the girls see me and a river's what they cry me","Keep it goin' it won't stop","(Alright man)","What up Uncle Face?","Drove through the window the industry supersized me","Keep it goin' it won't stop","These women tryin' yo get me out my pelle, pelle","I'm comin' for that number one spot","Stay on the track hit the ground running like Flo-Jo","","But I'm comin' for they number one spot","I'm comin' for that number one spot","In court I never show up like Austin Powers fa-zha","I'm comin' for that number one spot"," (Feel this)","Drop albums non-stop once a year for my fans sake","(Alright)","","Ladies and gentlemen ahh boys and girls","Woa don't slip up or get got","Already offers on my 6th album from labels tryin' to sign me","Some would rather run down and get one cow","","'Coz I'm worth a million ga-zillion fa-fillion dollars","Neighbours catch contacts from the blunts that I've rolled","Flows poison like Ivy oh they grimy","I'm comin' for that number one spot","","","Yes indeed Ludacris I'm hotter than Nevada","(Why not man?)","(Surprise)","Keep it goin' it won't stop","You disagree take the Tyson approach and bite me","Roll with the crew or meet the bottom of our Nikes",""]
Performed by: Ludacris Written by: Christopher Bridges; Quincy Jones
Credits: Bridges, Christopher (Songwriter); Jones, Quincy (Songwriter); LUDACRIS UNIVERSAL PUBLISHING, INC (Publisher); SILHOUETTE MUSIC (Publisher); UNIVERSAL MUSIC CORP. (Publisher)
A controversial line is used in the song as an answer to commentator Bill O'Reilly's accusations that Ludacris is helping ruin America, also pointing out O'Reilly's sexual harassment problems. In the song, in the first verse, he says "Respected highly, hi, Mr. O'Reilly / Hope all is well, kiss the plaintiff and the wifey."