["To really put you in the dough","Ouch went the son of a gun","Speaking in a foreign tongue","Hold it, stop it, no, no, no, no","","It's a boxing ring, but it might be the thing","","We'll record it live and that's no jive","Well, how was I supposed to know?","","From the Canadian border down to Mexico","We're gonna get the grand canyon to do the sound","Bang went the pistol, crash went the window","","Onomatopoeia, I don't want to see ya","Make them pubescent all wet their pants","Hey little buddy gonna get your chance","","Ouch went the son of a gun","Ouch went the son of a gun","You, you, and me, me, me, me","Bang went the pistol, crash went the window","","Speaking in a foreign tongue","Onomatopoeia, I don't want to see ya","Knock, knock, hello, can I come in?","Onomatopoeia, I don't want to see ya","Oh, you haven't gone on yet?","Sixty-five agents sitting on a fence","We'll record it live and that's no jive","","Yeah, little buddy gonna get your chance","Saying, hey little brother look what we got for you","Make them pubescent all wet their pants","","Speaking in a foreign tongue","Well listen little brother, don't you get us wrong","","Hold it, stop it, no, no, no, no","We're gonna rope off an area and put on a show","Onomatopoeia, I don't wanna see ya","Forty-five minutes, fifty-five cents","Hey we got a great date, it's really downtown","Just say I do and we'll lay it on you","It might be the most potentially gross","Speaking in a foreign tongue","Bang went the pistol, crash went the window","Why we even know one of the words to your song","Gee, it was a wonderful show","","Thing that we could possibly do"]