["","\"I want to sing and dance and\"","","Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum","\"Soup?\"","\"I don't like it and I don't want it\"","Or you'll walk the plank, one two free\"","Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest\"","(\"You hear the Captain and twit's voice say\")","","","\"Silver chalices encrusted with diamonds and jewels","\"A lime in it? He wants a lime in it\"","","\"And all buried in a pirate's chest","","Own flesh and blood you little twit!","It's not me, I don't want it\"","\"And you probably don't want no groggin' and revelin'","\"I don't like it\"","","I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance","\"I don't like it and I don't wanna do it","I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance","And I would have you keel hauled if you weren't me","\"Pirate captain ever sailed the seven seas ha, ha, ha","I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance","","\"I don't want it\"","I want to sing and dance","\"I don't like rum\"","\"Escar, what?\"","Those French make everything so hard","\"You want to sing and dance, heh","Sixteen men on a dead man's chest","I want to sing and dance","Rubies, emeralds and pearls","\"He don't want it\"","Why didn't they just call it a bun?\"","You don't like plundering, aye?","\"You don't like it?\"","Scourge of the bounding main","Buckos, heh? Ha, ha, ha\"","With our cutlasses in our teeth","Peg-Leg, Patch-Eye Hook","","","\"I know, I know and wear your tight little shiny pants","","And wrenchin' and rummin' either I suppose?\"","With Long John Black Beard","","Gold doubloons and British sovereigns","","It's tacky, tacky, tacky and don't look at me that way\"","Sixteen men on a dead man's chest","I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance","And I just happen to know where","","\"Well, do you have any Escargot?\"","What say ye to that, me hearties?","\"And you don't want no treasurin' ah?\"","\"Well, deep down you want to know the truth?","\"Might have a bit of a salad too\"","\"Well, what do you want","I want to sing and dance","\"I kinda like it me own self\"","\"A little Perrier?\"","Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum","\"I like it, I like it\"","\"Well, if you don't like it, what do you want?\"","\"Swing over on these here lanyards","This here be a black hearted pirate ship","Fit for the crown heads of Europe, aye?\"","\"With a lime in it\"","So you don't like plunderin' aye?\"","\"Well, no, actually, well, I might like a little Perrier\"","\"You don't like rum?\"","","I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance","Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants","Heh, ha, ha, ha, ha\"","As if I didn't already bleein' know?\"","\"Now, listen hear, this ain't no floating Gilbert and Sullivan show","What say ye, we hoist the Jolly Roger","Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants","Well, shiver me timbers 'ow 'bout treasuring, huh?","\"Well, how about a bleeding finger bowl?\"","","\"Maybe a croissant, is that right?","Wear me silver buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants","","\"You don't like it?\"","","\"Thought you would\"","","\"I don't like it\"","How about that me bloodthirsty","\"What's the soup today?\"","Huh, okay, we'll all sing and dance","You know for some little flittin' tinkerbell","\"Avast there mates, ye're sailin'","Heel over the yonder Spanish galleon","","I said, we'll all sing and dance","\"An artiste, well, Mister Artiste, what do you want?\"","\"I don't like it\"","\"And I won't do it, I'm an artiste\"","I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance","Necklaces and bracelets of every shape and size","Cut 'em to ribbons and split the booty","","Lay a few broadsides agin' her timers\""]
Performed by: Ray Stevens
Written by: C.W. (Jr) Kalb; Carlene Kalb
Credits: Kalb, C.W. (Jr) (Songwriter); Kalb, Carlene (Songwriter); RAY STEVENS MUSIC (Publisher)
