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Three of the hallmarks of education in America -- nudity, teenage sex, and big, destructive gags -- are on plentiful display in this teen comedy. Christine (Phoebe Cates), a student at an exclusive all-girls private school, is in love with Jim (Matthew Modine), who attends an academy for boys nearby. Christine's archrival Jordan (Betsy Russell) also has her eye on Jim, and she is willing to do whatever she can to steal him away. Jim's über-slob buddy Bubba (Michael Zorek) is going with Betsy (Kathleen Wilhoite), Christine's cynical friend, though he would probably be unfaithful if any other woman were willing to get near him. Bubba and his pals sneak into the girls' school dressed in drag in hopes of reaching the Promised Land (better known as the women's shower room), while Christine and Jim run away together for the weekend, though their escapade isn't as romantic as they had hoped. Among the adults observing the chaos are Ray Walston, Fran Ryan, Martin Mull, and Sylvia Kristel; one of the sexy students on display is future scream queen Brinke Stevens. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

Review

Private School is an oversexed '80s teen comedy that takes the cake as one of the horniest of the genre. While that could be said of much of the films at that time, the amount of out-of-control hormonal activity in this 1983 laugher is downright astounding. From Phoebe Cates to Matthew Modine to even Ray Walston(!), every single lustful soul in the movie's turned-on cast is looking to get some from somebody else by any means possible -- sort of like naïve virgins in a sex-shop candy store gone horribly wrong. While Cates was riding high off of her newfound goddess status after Fast Times at Ridgemont High the year before, it's actually Betsy Russell that stole most young men's hearts in the audience, thanks less to her stellar looks than to her legendary nude slo-mo horseback riding scene. And while most of the gags fall embarrassingly short, Private School ends up not too much better or worse than its peers. At the very least, the movie makes up for its so-so humor with its own brand of sophomoric sexual perversity that's good for a few shocks along the way. Two things it does have going for it are its credit sequences, which feature possibly one of the best opening credit songs in sex comedy history, while the end scroll is preceded by all the girls in the graduating class mooning the camera. Private School might be a product of its time, but for some, it'll be worth a viewing for these gusto moments of out-of-control '80s comedic sexuality. ~ Jeremy Wheeler, Rovi

Cast

Kathleen Wilhoite - Betsy; Ray Walston - Chauncey; Sylvia Kristel - Ms. Copuletta; Jonathan Prince - Roy; Kari Lizer - Rita; Richard Stahl - Mr. Flugel; Julie Payne - Coach Whelan; Frank Aletter - Mr. Leigh-Jensen; Frances Bay - Birdie Fallmouth; Robert Ackerman - Maitre d'; Burke Byrnes - Ramsay; Karen Chase - Bambi Leigh-Jensen; Zale Kessler - Desk Clerk; Steve Levitt - Bellboy; Vernon Scott - Dorm Boy; Brinke Stevens - School Girl (uncredited); Nadine Van Der Velde - School Girl; Douglas Warhit - Dorm Boy; Lynda Wiesmeier - School Girl; Martin Mull - Drug Store Clerk (uncredited); Bill Wray - Bandleader

Credit

Paula Abdul - Choreography, Stephen Lofaro - First Assistant Director, Noel Black - Director, Ric Rondell - Second Unit Director, Fred A. Chulack - Editor, Rick Springfield - Composer (Music Score), Ivo Cristante - Production Designer, Walter Lassally - Cinematographer, R. Ben Efraim - Producer, Don Enright - Producer, K.C. Scheibel - Set Designer, Susumu Tokunow - Sound/Sound Designer, Dan Greenburg - Screenwriter, Suzanne O'Malley - Screenwriter, Stray Cats - Featured Music, Vanity Six - Featured Music, Bow-Wow-Wow - Featured Music

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Private School (film)

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Private School

Theatrical poster
Directed by Noel Black
Written by Dan Greenburg
Suzanne O'Malley
Starring Phoebe Cates
Betsy Russell
Matthew Modine
Sylvia Kristel
Fran Ryan
Kathleen Wilhoite
Ray Walston
Jonathan Prince
Kari Lizer
Julie Payne
Music by Rick Springfield
Cinematography Walter Lassally
Editing by Fred A. Chulack
Distributed by Universal Pictures
Release date(s) July 29, 1983
Running time 97 minutes
Country USA
Language English

Private School (also titled Private School ... for Girls) is a 1983 teen oriented sex comedy film, directed by Noel Black.[1] Starring Phoebe Cates and Matthew Modine, it follows a teenage couple attempting to have sex for the first time.

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Plot

Christine "Chris" Ramsey (Phoebe Cates) lies in bed narrating a trashy romance novel to her roommate at the Cherryvale Academy for Girls, Betsy (Kathleen Wilhoite). Meanwhile, three students of the nearby Freemount Academy for Men, including Jim Green (Matthew Modine) and his overweight, slobbish friend Bubba (Michael Zorek), sneak into Cherryvale to peek on the girls. Jordan Leigh-Jenson (Betsy Russell), showering at the time, sees that the boys are peering at her and enlists Chris and Betsy's help to drive them away; the three boys fall off the side of the building. In response to being disturbed, the roommates light a bag of feces on fire and put it in front of Jordan's door.

About a week later, at a co-ed dance, Chris reveals that Jim is her boyfriend; as the couple are dancing, Chris tells Jim that she's decided she wants to surrender her virginity to him. After a speech by headmistress Miss Dutchbok (Fran Ryan), the band plays a slow song while Jordan dances alone and conspires against Chris. Bubba, sporting an erection from Miss Dutchbok's speech, sneaks off to the headmistress' office with Betsy to drink and have sex; however, the two are caught in the act by the headmistress and her friends. The following day, after morning aerobics, Chris books a hotel for herself and Jim.

After another period of time, students of the two schools are horseriding together. Jordan trots past where Chris and Jim are talking and flashes her breasts at Jim. In revenge, Betsy steals Jordan's shirt, forcing the latter to horseride nude in front of the headmistress et alumni. That weekend, Jim goes to buy condoms but is distracted by the pharmacist (Martin Mull) and ends up buying dental hygiene products; when Chris goes to buy the protection herself, she is distracted and eventually seen by Miss Dutchbok.

After a time in the arcade where Jim is forced to speak romantically over the phone to Chris by his friends, Jordan swears greater revenge. The following day, Jim, Bubba, and another friend dress as women in order to sneak into the girls shower room. Jim is caught by Jordan, who arouses him with a cold bottle and forces him to give her a massage. Meanwhile, Bubba meets up with Betsy for a tryst but leaves when she demands more from him. As Bubba is exiting the building through the ledge, he witnesses Jim massaging Jordan. When he is startled by Betsy, he falls off the ledge; meanwhile, Betsy catches Jim and tells Chris, leading to the two breaking up.

After several weeks of unsuccessfully trying to get Chris back, during parent visitation day Jim asks for the help of her father. After he and Betsy tell Chris to take Jim back, she does; Chris and Jim then leave for the hotel. After failing to have sex during the night because Chris finds the hotel too kitschy, they have sex on the beach in the morning.

Meanwhile, Jordan's father (Frank Aletter) has sex with her new stepmother while the chauffeur Chauncey (Ray Walston) listens in. Not long afterwards, Miss Dutchbok, who has mistaken Chauncey for Mr. Leigh-Jenson, have sex in the back of Leigh-Jenson's car; Bubba and Betsy, looking to have another tryst, climb into the front seat and turn on the loudspeakers, ensuring that the sounds of both couples at coitus are carried far and wide. Upon realizing what Bubba has done, Miss Dutchbok lunges at him, eventually resulting in the car going into the pool. Afterwards, Bubba begins hitting on Jordan, eventually leading to Jordan paying him a midnight visit; when Betsy catches them together, she is apoplectic. The film ends with graduation day, where the graduating girls moon the camera.

Production

Private School was directed by Noel Black, who had found success in 1968 with the thriller Pretty Poison.[1] Phoebe Cates, star of the 1982 hit Fast Times at Ridgemont High, was cast in the lead role, while Betsy Russell was cast in a supporting role.[2]

Release and reception

Private School was released on July 29, 1983.[1] Janet Maslin, writing for the New York Times, gave the film a negative review; she wrote that the film seemed to indicate the makers' understanding of film-business, that sex comedies "usually make money, no matter how sleazy or derivative they happen to be."[1] Jeremy Wheeler wrote a mixed review of the film for Rovi in the late 2000s, arguing that although most of the jokes "fell short", Private School was "good for a few shocks along the way".[2] Roger Ebert with the Chicago Sun-Times gave the film two stars out of four, writing that the "smarmy-minded movie" was "much better than average" teen-oriented sex comedies but reflected a trend of "anti-woman" films in the genre.[3]

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